Random Thoughts

[Highlander999]

Soooo, Jack is going to become a world famous sports journalist. I'm going to be a industry leading businessman in procurement. Manly is going to become a.......?

 

[Manly]

Well-respected pimp.

 

[Satan666]

Well-respected pimp.

Pimping gains zero respect.

 

[puddleduck]

Thing is Manly, I have it under good authority that Pimpin' ain't easy.

 

[barmyarmy]

Nothing worth doing comes easy.

 

[puddleduck]

You obviously didn't meet my second proper girlfriend.

 

[Anish.]

proper girlfriend.

Proper?

 

[puddleduck]

Yeah, rather than the relationships that last a few weeks and are normally started because your mutual friends thought you'd be a cute couple. They tended to involve some random dates to the cinema and a pizza express dinner followed be an awkward kiss and fumble before going home and having a ---- over a sticky copy of Loaded magazine.

Or my Au Pair. I don't count her as a girlfriend, but we still had a few weeks of sex when I was almost 15.

 

[puddleduck]

I'd like to stress that she wasn't hired to look after me. I'm the oldest of 5

 

[shravi]

Turns out Mark is still in Texas.

 

[Manly]

Why so?

 

[shravi]

Took a job there instead of Chicago, I guess.

 

[Satan666]

Turns out Mark is still in Texas.

 

[Aalay]

Relax bro, he said Texas not hell. You are still safe.

 

[Satan666]

Relax bro, he said Texas not hell. You are still safe.

No one is safe.