Ravi Bopara and Glasgow Grubbers Present: The Redemption Story

Wavelberry

International Cricketer
Joined
Dec 17, 2013
Location
Glasgow
Dateline May 2020.

After a disastrous T20 competition where the mysterious owner of the new franchise 'Glasgow Grubbers' assembled a team and then proceeded to undermine them at every turn by sacking captains and firing people left and right, a message was received from the ICC.

Accordingly, because the team and its owner had bought so much disgrace upon the game of cricket all players involved in the team were instantly fired and banned from playing for any other team in the world and from their international team if they were eligible. Meaning basically their careers were over.

The owner of the Glasgow Grubbers took this news in the only way he could and was found in his house in Pollock in his full dress uniform and a service-revolver lodged in his mouth. During the ensuing investigation into his death it was found the revolver belonged not to the owner but someone else only identified by the initials A.N.C. It is not clear with the gun was stolen or given but it was responsible for the death of the owner.

This meant that ownership of the team devolved to the captain Ravi Bopara. Ravi contacted the ICC to argue his team's case and try and get everyone back into their domestic teams but, unbeknown to Ravi, Will Porterfield and George Dockrell had already petitioned the ICC to return to Ireland and laid all the blame for everything at Ravi's door. Their petition was accepted and Ravi's rejected. Another betrayal.

Looking at the end of his cricket career Ravi had no hope until a group of residents from Glasgow's Govanhill area bought the team from administrators for a Lemsip and four face masks. Because Glasgow's name had been besmirched the residents wanted Ravi to keep the team together and lead them to glory. A drinking competition with a high-ranking member of the ICC had given them an opportunity for a licence and an old dumping ground that had been abandoned gave a new home to the team.

The terms of the new team were these.

The Glasgow Grubbers would count as 13th test nation and would need to beat opponents of the ICC's choosing. If the players could prove themselves in these battles they would be allowed to return to their old teams. If not then Glasgow would be reduced to a smoking crater by the ICC's Space Laser (usually reserved to allow the BCCI to take out those who would infringe IPL copyright). The other stipulation was that the two Irish players be replaced with Scotsmen in order to allow the team to technically count as a country.

Faced with either the end of his career or a second chance Ravi and the boys agreed. The odyssey begins again...
 
Home games will be played at the simply named Govanhill Dumping Ground

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Dateline June 2020: Glasgow Grubbers HQ
Walter MacScott (Chairman of the GG)
Ravi Bopara (Captain of the GG)
Andrew Evil Plans McGee (ICC Coordinator)

McGee: Right then you two. Listen up. The quicker you mess this up the better.
MacScott: We're not afraid of you. What do you want us to do?
McGee: Your first, and probably last, assignment is a fifty over competition of our design against a group of countries that need a bit more lip-servi... I mean exposure. You will play in this two bit competition, you will fail and then we can put this whole sorry saga to bed. Okay?
MacScott: And when we win?
McGee: If you win we'll make a decision. Not before.
MacScott: Oh we'll win alright. Eh Ravi?
Bopara: You have seen the team play right? I mean... yeah. Course.
McGee: And I'm assuming you have picked the two Scotsman to replace those Irish prisoners you took?
MacScott: We do indeed. Calum MacLeod and Mark Watt. Couldn't wait to bloody a few ICC noses. Eh Ravi?
Bopara: Sure... if that's what we're saying today.
MacScott: Right, well you've got your answer. We're ready.
McGee: Then I'll be in touch...
 
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The owner of the Glasgow Grubbers took this news in the only way he could and was found in his house in Pollock in his full dress uniform and a service-revolver lodged in his mouth. During the ensuing investigation into his death it was found the revolver belonged not to the owner but someone else only identified by the initials A.N.C.

Not sure you’re gonna be able to pin this one on Mandela he’s been dead for years.
 
I reckon I am going to get proper screwed over by that. Or does Ravi use his big brain and try and get the 200 points on offer? Hopefully gonna make a start on this during the week.
 

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