Really bad Jokes!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side :p

I know it's old and rubbish but i tried !
 
god cowburn rubbish jokes dosn't now who eminem is had an affair whats next
 
More bad joke courtesy or Rinkworks:

After a tornado tore through town, thankfully no one was hurt. The trees were stripped bare, though. God breathed a sigh of releaf.


An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, "You cannot be Sirius!"


A man walks into a bar. Ouch.


What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.


Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?
Because he was a goldfish.


What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
 
ZoraxDoom said:
More bad joke courtesy or Rinkworks:

After a tornado tore through town, thankfully no one was hurt. The trees were stripped bare, though. God breathed a sigh of releaf.


An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, "You cannot be Sirius!"


A man walks into a bar. Ouch.


What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.


Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?
Because he was a goldfish.


What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
I'd knew you'd save this thread Zorax. ;)

I've heard a few of those before.
 

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