Really bad Jokes!

[Ricky pontinG]

A sardar and his wife are talking.Wife says to the sardar"Log on MSN Messenger in the office so i can give you the shopping list."Our sardar friend replies "ok."After five hours he comes back home and asks his wife why she didn't login on MSN Messenger she says "when i tried to login using my address it said someone is logged in with this address.

 

[Magz]

What's the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish!

Wha tish.


EDIT: Woops.....wrong thread.

 

[KBC]

What's the word whose last three letters are "urt" and hurts you when released. And,

What is that word whose last three letters are "urt" and hurts others when released.


































1. Dart

2. Fart.




SSS
:sucks..SSSSS

 

[Left_Hander]

1) Who killed Soulja Boy?

YOOOOOOOU!!!!!!

2) What is the difference betweem you and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid

 

[smssia0112]

Why did the man jump in front of a bus?
Because he had cancer.

If anyone laughs they're sick.

 

[nightprowler10]

The following is the most horrible joke I've ever laughed at, not for the sensitive among us.

Why is it so hard to make a vegetable soup?



Because its tough to fit the wheelchair in the pot.


I'll get my coat...

 

[mattfb]

1) Who killed Soulja Boy?

YOOOOOOOU!!!!!!

2) What is the difference betweem you and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid

lmfao at both.

 

[punterpupnroy]

1) Who killed Soulja Boy?

YOOOOOOOU!!!!!!

2) What is the difference betweem you and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid

LOL, thats the funniest yet the worst joke ever. Haha, good one there mate.

Fine, what about my classic, and i have no doubt it is the worst joke in the world. I first said it when i was like 3.

"Why did the donkey cross the road?"

"To do a poo in the drain".

...lol:

 

[Will_NA]

The following is the most horrible joke I've ever laughed at, not for the sensitive among us.

Why is it so hard to make a vegetable soup?



Because its tough to fit the wheelchair in the pot.


I'll get my coat...

Another offensive one.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

 

[Gilly Fan]

What's the difference between a wife and a gun?

You can put a silencer on the gun, but you can't put one on the wife.

 

[Covvy]

a cricket one.....

Put on your seatbelts cause this guy can't drive!

 

[Niv]

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was sleeping.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? It thought the others were playing a game and decided to join in.

Why did the kangaroo die?

It was hit on the head by three koalas

Niv added 12 Minutes and 44 Seconds later...

The following is the most horrible joke I've ever laughed at, not for the sensitive among us.

Why is it so hard to make a vegetable soup?



Because its tough to fit the wheelchair in the pot.


I'll get my coat...

I lol'd XD

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Why did Mr Humpty Dumpty push Mrs Humpty Dumpty off the wall?

To see her crack.

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What did the deaf blind mute get for christmas?

cancer.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds?

There's twenty of them.


Bansville, here I come

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I chuckled at the vegetable soup one. And I'm not happy about it...

 

[Cricketdude]

This one is really really bad.
Why dont you play cards in the jungle?

Because theres too many cheaters.

 

[KBC]

The horrible joke;

Why did the bird fly?

because it has wings.