Rocking Poems Thread + Funny Question (20/12/10)

[Dutch]

Sheesh man I was just having a laugh. This entire thread is a joke, so I was just playing along. Of Course I don't want him to be hit by a bus (mini or large).

And now I need to feel bad and some kind of old-fashioned spoil-sport? Read the big box above the postings box about what is and what is not acceptable.

I enjoy a laugh like anybody and I think you know that and if it was me I would find it funny and be able to reply in a "funny" way and get back at you. In this case it is different, believe me.

And what ever you think of that it doesn't matter. This kid doesn't understand it and anyway it isn't acceptable.

 

[pcfan123]

He is 16 years old, far from a kid in my books. Also he has a track record of plagiarizing poems and posts on this forum, so I just thought I'd serve him a cold dish of reality.

but I will cease and desist.

 

[Themer]

Must say Mark that did come across in a rather nasty way. Hence why I suggested silly suggestions to lighten the mood went down like a bag of bricks though.

 

[McLOVIN]

Ok since you are trying to do your job here, can you also google all "his poems"? He was banned once before for plagiarism. And he came back and he is still doing the same thing. If a gfx guy did that, he would have gotten banned again. So..

A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that go

 

[Dutch]

He is 16 years old, far from a kid in my books. Also he has a track record of plagiarizing poems and posts on this forum, so I just thought I'd serve him a cold dish of reality.

but I will cease and desist.

Thank you.

I know it is a pain in the backside when people like me act like they are power hungry or something. That is not my intention nor my wish.

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Ok since you are trying to do your job here, can you also google all "his poems"? He was banned once before for plagiarism. And he came back and he is still doing the same thing. If a gfx guy did that, he would have gotten banned again. So..

A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that go

Yeah well thanks for your two cents as well. Really just what I was looking for.

If you have a problem report it in the proper way.

 

[McLOVIN]

lol I am sorry, I didn't mean to piss you off even more. I .. nvm.

iLeave

(btw at least your poems were your own and funny.)

 

[Dutch]

lol I am sorry, I didn't mean to piss you off even more. I .. nvm.

iLeave

(btw at least your poems were your own and funny.)

Okay, my apologies. I over-reacted a bit to your comment. This whole thread has gotten right up my left nostril. I need to have a lie down and a snort of coke or soemthing.

 

[Themer]

This whole thread has gotten right up my left nostril. I need to have a lie down and a snort of coke

Left nostril? Snorting coke? Are you sure you don't mean to say "my one nostril".

 

[Dutch]

Left nostril? Snorting coke? Are you sure you don't mean to say "my one nostril".

Ah the joys of ham-slicers!

 

[McLOVIN]

Now those are funny and real. And I think you should open your own "Rocking Poem Thread"

DOIT! DOIT! DOIT!

You either love or hate them but it is this kind of thread that makes this place! Good on you Zayed, I hope I can be one of your special friends!wave

An Ode To Zayed

A young internet dude called Zay-ed
Had lots of wonderful ideas in his head
He had interesting rhymes and jokes
That annoyed most of the blokes
But he carried on regardless instead

His style was one that divided
The opinions, and one was undecided
Whether his style was great art
Or a tasteless wet fart
Or the result of two cultures, collided

But Zayed I say to you
I am a friend so true
I am in your heart
I hope we never part
But the with the point of it all I still have no friggin' clue!

Whilst surfing the internet today
I came across a thread, a bit gay
It was full of nice rhymes
And reminded me of the times
That I lit my own head, just for play

Ah, the joys of poems are many
But rhymes can come at two a penny
My advice is my dear
If you dont want to sound queer
Is to not really bother doing any!

Now some might wish to report me
for being homophobic, (allegedly)
Well I don't give a toss
And am frankly at a loss
And anyway Bob just got home so I will have to finsish this after I have done ironing his shirts.

 

[Dutch]

Now those are funny and real. And I think you should open your own "Rocking Poem Thread"

DOIT! DOIT! DOIT!

What and take the risk of having various forms of public transport catostrophy wished upon me? No thanks!

 

[McLOVIN]

Well as long as you don't write ehomo stuff like him...

(I am creating one for you: "Dutch Poems" - how about that? "Rocking Dutch Poems"?)

 

[pcfan123]

There is a limericks thread, just make it limericks/poems.

 

[Dutch]

There is a limericks thread, just make it limericks/poems.

That's right. Didn't you start that thread a while back? There was some good stuff in there.

 

[MattW]

We're done here.