gaurav_indian
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hey Karachi Express yaar plz post some Peshawar Pathan's joke also they are funny like Sardars.
Sardar Jokes
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Lie Detector
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think.......", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think.......", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Sachin_007
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There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In
order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid
and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground,
grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,
"I've kidnapped you."
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on
the north side of the city play ground". Signed, "A
Sardarji".
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt
and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next
morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper
bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji
opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with note
saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?"
order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid
and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground,
grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,
"I've kidnapped you."
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on
the north side of the city play ground". Signed, "A
Sardarji".
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt
and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next
morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper
bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji
opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with note
saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?"
kamrandahir
County Cricketer
nice joke Sachin
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In the one I heard the machine buzzed and then blew up! Still funny though.Karachi Express said:
y2j826
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Farrukh_|$B said:Why isnt this thread Sticky anymore ?:
cuz some peoples like me thinks that this thread and threads like this one which is on one genre or race have to be deleted
y2j826
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Farrukh_|$B said:and why is that mate?:
cuz these all divides peoples and make partialities in them and joking on one's religion and then they will joke on others not a good thing to do.
Are you aware that the best Sardar jokes are often told by Sardars themselves ? Khushwant's singh "Santa-Banta" jokebook is a prime example. Everybody knows its just a bit of light hearted fun and not meant to be taken so seriously as to "hit back" at other communities in retribution. I am sure that the Sikh faith is not so fragile as to be hurt by such silly jokes ....
The world seems to be turning more and more victorian and serious! Come on, cheer up guys! start laughing and enjoying things, and remember that laughing at oneself is the mark of a strong person.
y2j826
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jokes r meant to be laugh and its on community and there r couple of guys in this site who dont like that jokes, i live in punjab and and i know that not most of them but there r some sikhs who r making jokes like that and they dont know what they r doing, if they dont respect their religion they why making false statements, some sikhs community r trying to save their religion. and u dont have to wrry about anything i am not saying that u r wrong
blackleopard92
Panel of Selectors
and let me start this again:
2 men were on riding down a country road on a motoerbike.the driver' leather jacket had a broken zipper.Hence he but the jacket backwards so that it didn't hit the person sitting behind.At next bend they hit a tree, and got seriously injured.
Banta saw this, tried to help, and cal police.The officer asked " are they showing any signs of life?"
Banta replied" well, the driver was until I turned his head around the right way! "
2 men were on riding down a country road on a motoerbike.the driver' leather jacket had a broken zipper.Hence he but the jacket backwards so that it didn't hit the person sitting behind.At next bend they hit a tree, and got seriously injured.
Banta saw this, tried to help, and cal police.The officer asked " are they showing any signs of life?"
Banta replied" well, the driver was until I turned his head around the right way! "
banana man
Club Cricketer
some more good jokes
Sachin_007
Club Cricketer
Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this
because I am Sardar ??"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
Sardars are not so stupid ... (funny)
80,000 sardars meet at the Punjab capital for a"Sardars Are Not Stupid Convention?. Banta Singh, the president of wise sardar & CO. says, ?We are all here today to prove to the world that sardars are not stupid. Can I have a vo###teer?" One sardar (Santa Singh) steps up. Banta asks him,"What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, "Eighteen." Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another chance, give him another chance." Banta says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance.? So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?"After nearly 30 seconds, santa eventually says, "Ninety?" Banta sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the sardars starts crying "Give him another chance, give him another chance.? Banta, unsure whether he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" Santa closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four.? Around the stadium 80,000 sardars start yelling "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
A Sardar went 2 hotel,ordered chicken.
Waiter comes with the order.
SURD:Murge di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
SURD
il?
Waiteril murgi le gayee.SURDimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Santa checks in at Hotel with wife.
Santa:Mujhe top flor me room dena
Manager:Sir,Room 17,17th floor
Santa:Room ki khidki check ker lena.Khulti hai ya nahi.
Manager:Sir,aisa kya ho gaya?
Santa:Pichle saal main hotel mein tha,meri biwi mere se lad ker kood ker jaan dena chahti thi, lekin khidki khuli nahi.
Doctor to Sardaar: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga;
25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai..!
A Sardarji is in a QuizContest trying to win prize
money of Rs.1 crore....kaun banega crorepati...
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University
students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October
Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name
based
on which animal:
A) CANARYBIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's
replies,
Then please check the answers below:
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his
name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA
which means islands of the puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever
laugh at a Sardar again
Don't forget that the PrimeMinister of ur country is a sardar..
"No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this
because I am Sardar ??"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
Sardars are not so stupid ... (funny)
80,000 sardars meet at the Punjab capital for a"Sardars Are Not Stupid Convention?. Banta Singh, the president of wise sardar & CO. says, ?We are all here today to prove to the world that sardars are not stupid. Can I have a vo###teer?" One sardar (Santa Singh) steps up. Banta asks him,"What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, "Eighteen." Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another chance, give him another chance." Banta says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance.? So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?"After nearly 30 seconds, santa eventually says, "Ninety?" Banta sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the sardars starts crying "Give him another chance, give him another chance.? Banta, unsure whether he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" Santa closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four.? Around the stadium 80,000 sardars start yelling "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
A Sardar went 2 hotel,ordered chicken.
Waiter comes with the order.
SURD:Murge di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
SURD
il?Waiter
il murgi le gayee.SURDimaag?Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Santa checks in at Hotel with wife.
Santa:Mujhe top flor me room dena
Manager:Sir,Room 17,17th floor
Santa:Room ki khidki check ker lena.Khulti hai ya nahi.
Manager:Sir,aisa kya ho gaya?
Santa:Pichle saal main hotel mein tha,meri biwi mere se lad ker kood ker jaan dena chahti thi, lekin khidki khuli nahi.
Doctor to Sardaar: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga;
25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai..!
A Sardarji is in a QuizContest trying to win prize
money of Rs.1 crore....kaun banega crorepati...
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University
students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October
Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name
based
on which animal:
A) CANARYBIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's
replies,
Then please check the answers below:
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his
name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA
which means islands of the puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever
laugh at a Sardar again
Don't forget that the PrimeMinister of ur country is a sardar..
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