Shev-The Self Proclaimed King of comedy

Is Shev the King of Comedy on Planet

  • Yes he is

    Votes: 12 28.6%
  • No he stinks

    Votes: 30 71.4%

  • Total voters
    42
11th November 2005

WHAT A LIFE

What a life it is for me, just under two months I moved to Namibia, and business has just picked up there, I went to Mozambique, Zimbabwe, and now I am returning to South Africa for my birthday on the 17th. I am leaving on the 14th and only will be returning the 28th November.

Please listen to my planetcricket special, I recorded it on the 6th but with the technical difficulties in Zim, I could only post it tonight, that?s right I returned yesterday from Harare. Anyway it was a ok a trip, this time I did not go into the City itself, tried to keep a distance, and the beaches of Mozambique, man what a site!! So Carmen and me have decided we are getting married next year on the Mozambique beach (date still to be arranged)

Don?t know if you guys know about Meerkat Manor a show on Animal Planet, about Meerkats, a ten-year study done by the Cambridge University in Cape Town. I?m honored that I have been invited to meet them and the Whiskers, and there after conduct a speech to them for their efforts keeping the Kalahari in nice shape. I?ve got my own little gang of meerkats, called the Pirates, 18 of them, funny enough my dominant female is called Flower (the dominant female of the Whiskers) but my dominant male, well he is Captain Morgan. Trying to keep our little reserve in tact after a bushfire occurred two months ago, but we are going forward

So I see South Africa is going to India to play in 5 ODI?S still can?t believe under a year ago, SA was ranked fifth, but now they find themselves ranked second, they also stand an opportunity to better the Aussies unbeaten record. But this is the sub-continent mate, and India looks unbeatable after they demolished Sri Lanka on home-soil
 
Shev-The Self Proclaimed King of comedy

is all im gunna say
 
Shevchenko said:
I personally challenge anyone who think they are better than me to try something!
Shev, I thought you said on MSN that a comedian guy in a soundclip you were sending me was better than you. ;)
 
Shev can I ask you a question? How do you manage to make up so many jokes? Do you have a super-mind?
 
Ste said:
Shev can I ask you a question? How do you manage to make up so many jokes? Do you have a super-mind?
Shev, if you don't answer Ste's question I'll knock your head off. I mean c'mon, he voted for you on the poll. Now it's 21 v 21. ;)
 
Ste, It's like picking your nose, when your nose gets dry it's hard to pick but if its wet its fun, you nose what I mean? Duff why did you not say Im of on holiday?
 
Shev Is Back

After taking off a few months Ive returned again!!! *yeeah the self proclaimed is back, KILL EM*

I've done some new songs under the name James Sharpe, thnx to James Blunt this name popped up in my head
 

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Shevchenko said:
After taking off a few months Ive returned again!!! *yeeah the self proclaimed is back, KILL EM*

I've done some new songs under the name James Sharpe, thnx to James Blunt this name popped up in my head
Looks like you have some competition Shevvo. Very nice work there mate. ;)
I hope the remark, "you're horrible" wasn't aimed towards me. :D
 
Great song Shev. Simply Brilliant!

Maybe you could fix out the sound problem. The balance and volume keeps changing.
 

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