Shevchenko
Club Cricketer
Q:why did Susan fall of the swing
A:cause she did not have any arms
A hunchback walks into a crowded bar and asks for a whisky .The bartender replies,"bells okay?"
The hunchback replies,"what the hell business is it of yours
A counselling hotline has been set up for distruaght.Man United fans following their exit from europe .The number is 0800 10 10 10 .Calls are charged at national rate .The number again 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing
A flea walks into a bar all calm and collected ,takes a seat near the bartender and orders ten shots of Jack.The litlle bloodsucker downs all ten shots in a row ,runs out of the bar ,jumps into the air and falls flat on his face .He peels himself off the road ,gets up and sprints back into the bar yelling "my dog ,my dog! Someone stole my dog!
Mary gets a new born child so she rushes of to court to name her son.The man asks her now mam who would he be?.Mary replies"johnny"
Stunned the man replies"well mam I can see you have 10 children with the same name how do you know when to call the one you need?"
mary:"well thats easy when we have supper I call Johnny your food is ready than they all come , when I scream Johnny come clean your room than they all come clean their rooms ,but when I need to call only one I call him on his surname
A:cause she did not have any arms
A hunchback walks into a crowded bar and asks for a whisky .The bartender replies,"bells okay?"
The hunchback replies,"what the hell business is it of yours
A counselling hotline has been set up for distruaght.Man United fans following their exit from europe .The number is 0800 10 10 10 .Calls are charged at national rate .The number again 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing
A flea walks into a bar all calm and collected ,takes a seat near the bartender and orders ten shots of Jack.The litlle bloodsucker downs all ten shots in a row ,runs out of the bar ,jumps into the air and falls flat on his face .He peels himself off the road ,gets up and sprints back into the bar yelling "my dog ,my dog! Someone stole my dog!
Mary gets a new born child so she rushes of to court to name her son.The man asks her now mam who would he be?.Mary replies"johnny"
Stunned the man replies"well mam I can see you have 10 children with the same name how do you know when to call the one you need?"
mary:"well thats easy when we have supper I call Johnny your food is ready than they all come , when I scream Johnny come clean your room than they all come clean their rooms ,but when I need to call only one I call him on his surname
Cheers... :drinks
