Lads, I only went and won a game.
Match 2 of the Yellow Pages Cup was the Australian XI (toured 85/86 & 86/87) vs the SAB English XI (toured 1982).
The Aussies, true to their principles of "Elite Mateship", have rotated the squad, including resting Kim Hughes and Carl Rackemann - two of the stars of the warm up vs the Springboks. Graham Yallop comes into the side and captains.
Yallop won the toss and chose to bat, but the Aussies could never get going. Hendrick took an early wicket but was expensive, while all the other bowlers kept it tight. Sidebottom was particularly economical until his figures were spoiled by going for 14 in the last over. The Aussies lost wickets regularly, and made a disappointing 182/7 in their 35 overs.
In reply, England got off to a blistering start with the most un-Boycott like innings from Geoff Boycott, helped by some poor field placement. England were 40/0 off 4 overs and Boycott had 33 of them, mostly from splitting the infield in the covers where there was no protection on the boundary. Yallop whipped off Hogg & McCurdy, replacing them with Hohns and Maguire. It worked immediately, Boycott catching an inside edge that carried to Smith at leg slip.
While the scoring slowed a bit, it was never slowing enough. Gooch couldn't get going, but cameos from Larkins and Willey kept England ticking along nicely. Amiss joined Gooch at 83/3 - 100 runs needed. England needed to capitalise on their start and not lose any more wickets. Gooch was struggling to find the boundary but there were plenty of singles and Amiss was scoring quickly and it was looking comfortable. The partnership went through 50, then Gooch brought up his own 50.
At 171/3 with 12 runs to get and 13 overs left, the only question to be settled was whether Amiss (42*) could get 8 of the remaining runs to bring up his own 50. And then all hell broke loose - Amiss was caught cover trying to hit McCurdy over the top, Gooch edged behind next ball after batsmen crossed, Knott hit the hat trick ball for 4, and run himself out next ball. Sidebottom went next over, and England had gone from 171/3 to 177/7 in the space of 8 balls. Surely they couldn't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? Thankfully, they were too close for even me to mess this up, and a brilliant 4 from Humpage - piercing the infield and beating the man on the boundary - brought up a victory that was not as emphatic as it should have been.
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