VC the slogger
PlanetCricket Forever
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- Aug 23, 2010
When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about?
What it was like to live in a world where people didn't take a 100 pictures every time they went into the damn washroom, or something similar.
If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?
Jay and Silent Bob from Dogma with Thor and Loki in Thor Ragnarok, and watch the magic that unfolds.
What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?
A lion.
What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?
The flusher when you're sick with an upset stomach.
When did something start out badly for you but in the end, it was great?
My current exercise routine which was absolute torture in the beginning. But now I can barely go a day without sticking to it.
What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?
None. I prefer keeping things simple when it comes to food.
What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life?
Austria, China, Canada, Denmark, Hong Kong, Norway, Turkey..
If your job gave you a surprise three day paid break to rest and recuperate, what would you do with those three days?
Sleep.
Where do you get your news?
Facebook mostly and while casually browsing through Youtube.
What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?
Django Unchained, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Dark Knight, Quigley Down Under to name a few..
What’s wrong but sounds right?
Revenge.
What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?
This one comes to mind..
If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?
Smoking pot 'cause it helps treat cancer according to some sources.
What social stigma does society need to get over?
Those based on race, caste, religion or a person's physical appearance.
What’s the most creative use of emojis you’ve ever seen?
http://static.badasslol.com/_asset/_post_images/16/1648_kick_post.jpeg
What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?
Clothes?
What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?
Charlie Sheen plays a misogynistic d-bag in pretty much every movie or TV show he appears in.
What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
Uranus. Still gets me every time.
What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
Jessica. And for the second one, I dunno Sybill perhaps?
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Can't think of any other than our very own cricket. Especially when you see completely sober people do stuff like this:
What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
None. I absolutely loathe musicals.
If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Consume alcoholic drinks and ruin my one and a half year sober streak most likely.
What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
Watching Game of Thrones for the very first time and rooting for Ned Stark to sit on the Iron Throne.
What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
AMAs.
What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?
Lincoln's top hat. It's even got a hole on the back allowing for air circulation to keep you comfy.
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Pigeons. They crap on cars and people's heads all the time.
In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
Books, libraries, laptops, desktops, TVs, clocks, stairs, emails, pens/pencils, picture frames, wild animals and a whole lot of things.
What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
Macbook.
What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
Eating junk food, consuming alcohol, sleeping in, not taking a shower, telling people what you really think..
What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
A jar full of live cockroaches. Needless to say, I got the hell out of there as soon as I could.
Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
Nothing. It reminds me of Jon Snow.
What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
A chihuahua. Can't possibly imagine anything more terrifying.
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
My cousin's shorts after the laundry got mixed up. I think she burned them.
What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
Can't think of any other than Mufasa's death in the Lion King.
If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Punch someone in the face. I have come close once or twice.
What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
That a team comprised solely of Americans was good enough to beat Australia at cricket in 1893, 1896 and 1912.
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
"Twilight: Taking the "n" out of "vampire fangs" since 2007."
What’s the best type of cheese?
Cheddar.
What kind of cult would you like to start?
One dedicated to self improvement and sobriety.
In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
Vast and full of weird crap.
First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?
Biscuits. "Hit and Run", especially if it has Salman Khan on the adverts.
If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?
I don't even know the names of all the states. Kentucky for fried chicken is the best I can think of.
What it was like to live in a world where people didn't take a 100 pictures every time they went into the damn washroom, or something similar.
If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?
Jay and Silent Bob from Dogma with Thor and Loki in Thor Ragnarok, and watch the magic that unfolds.
What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?
A lion.
What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?
The flusher when you're sick with an upset stomach.
When did something start out badly for you but in the end, it was great?
My current exercise routine which was absolute torture in the beginning. But now I can barely go a day without sticking to it.
What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?
None. I prefer keeping things simple when it comes to food.
What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life?
Austria, China, Canada, Denmark, Hong Kong, Norway, Turkey..
If your job gave you a surprise three day paid break to rest and recuperate, what would you do with those three days?
Sleep.
Where do you get your news?
Facebook mostly and while casually browsing through Youtube.
What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?
Django Unchained, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Dark Knight, Quigley Down Under to name a few..
What’s wrong but sounds right?
Revenge.
What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?
This one comes to mind..
If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?
Smoking pot 'cause it helps treat cancer according to some sources.
What social stigma does society need to get over?
Those based on race, caste, religion or a person's physical appearance.
What’s the most creative use of emojis you’ve ever seen?
http://static.badasslol.com/_asset/_post_images/16/1648_kick_post.jpeg
What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?
Clothes?
What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?
Charlie Sheen plays a misogynistic d-bag in pretty much every movie or TV show he appears in.
What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
Uranus. Still gets me every time.
What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
Jessica. And for the second one, I dunno Sybill perhaps?
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Can't think of any other than our very own cricket. Especially when you see completely sober people do stuff like this:
What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
None. I absolutely loathe musicals.
If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Consume alcoholic drinks and ruin my one and a half year sober streak most likely.
What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
Watching Game of Thrones for the very first time and rooting for Ned Stark to sit on the Iron Throne.
What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
AMAs.
What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?
Lincoln's top hat. It's even got a hole on the back allowing for air circulation to keep you comfy.
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Pigeons. They crap on cars and people's heads all the time.
In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
Books, libraries, laptops, desktops, TVs, clocks, stairs, emails, pens/pencils, picture frames, wild animals and a whole lot of things.
What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
Macbook.
What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
Eating junk food, consuming alcohol, sleeping in, not taking a shower, telling people what you really think..
What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
A jar full of live cockroaches. Needless to say, I got the hell out of there as soon as I could.
Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
Nothing. It reminds me of Jon Snow.
What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
A chihuahua. Can't possibly imagine anything more terrifying.
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
My cousin's shorts after the laundry got mixed up. I think she burned them.
What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
Can't think of any other than Mufasa's death in the Lion King.
If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Punch someone in the face. I have come close once or twice.
What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
That a team comprised solely of Americans was good enough to beat Australia at cricket in 1893, 1896 and 1912.
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
"Twilight: Taking the "n" out of "vampire fangs" since 2007."
What’s the best type of cheese?
Cheddar.
What kind of cult would you like to start?
One dedicated to self improvement and sobriety.
In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
Vast and full of weird crap.
First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?
Biscuits. "Hit and Run", especially if it has Salman Khan on the adverts.
If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?
I don't even know the names of all the states. Kentucky for fried chicken is the best I can think of.
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