Here is an easier option - move to Man D.I don't think I like this trading business, imagine the devastation you would suffer if you were traded away from the McStallions. I'd probably come up with some elaborate way of ending my life, and it just seems an unnecessary waste.
Look, you guys don't really want me, it would wreck your team harmony to have someone so easily superior among you. The McStallions can cope with me, because, basically, we are the best, and it makes sense that we have the best. vCash is not enough anyway, you'll need a fair few special favours thrown in to have a chance. (unless of course it is a lot of vCash and then it'll get interesting)Here is an easier option - move to Man D.
We want Tassie. Lets talk vCash.
Than my pinkie.My toe is worth more
500 vCash? Or 50,000 vCash? Sounds like a bad bargain for us.In addition to that, I have several bucketloads of vCash lying around. And to prove I'm not messing about, I pitch in an opening bid of 500,00 vCash for Tassie's services.