Sydney McStallions 2009

I know I may have not been posting much due to uni, but as I am drunk at the moment, I am thinking what we should do as a team is figure out what time the other teams sleep and rape them in their sleep. Need opinions on whether or not it would be fair. I believe it would be but that is just me.

I also believe that we are going to rape them metaphorically after the literal raping because we have a much better team and we have several players who i believe 'capable' of the unforgiveable crime. Not mentioning names as i can't really remember our team. It has been too long. Dean is in our team from memory. I reckon he would have a crack. I'm sure there are many others who would, I just can't remember.

In other news, I should head off to bed. This fact is not really arguable. Before heading off to bed I will indicate to you all which smileys I hate. :happy:hpraise:cheers:boxing:upray:cheers:crying:eek::rolleyes: Use these and I dislike you and your life. Sorry, but that is the fact as it is, and it can't be changed. Wish it could, but it can't.
 
Sorry tassie but I got slightly enthusiastic about your suggestion, if somewhat confused. However I performed the act while I was drunk and ended up in a petting zoo being harassed by several RSPCA do-gooders. I mean, who is to know the difference between an inflatable toy and a living, breathing numbat whilst under the influence of prescription medications, Dr Jurd's Jungle Juice and cane toad skins? Not that it was I but I do know someone who told me that story and I saw him this morning as I was shaving. Its funny, because he was shaving as well and had a similar red tinge in his eyes as those sported by myself. Strong, rugged and handsome he was and I immediately fell in love with this striking individual. I am happy to say the feeling was mutual.
 
Feel-good story there, thanks Therbs. I wish you two all the best and hope you can move to one of the several regions around the world where marriage between you and your obvious soulmate is slightly more legal. Sometimes I wonder if Australia should get with the times. They don't allow cross-species marriages, or same-gender marriages, but cross-gender and same-species are fine. It just seems wrong.
 
Thanks for that Therbs, and tassie let me just say that we do not need to rape people, the ladies can't resist us and the men couldn't either if they were gay and we were as well.
 
I can see now that Therbs was looking to join SS so I'll make you a deal. You sign Manee in the draft, and we'll do a straight trade. Manee for Therbs. I didn't mean to be an arse, didn't realise you were going to sign him.
 
Feel-good story there, thanks Therbs. I wish you two all the best and hope you can move to one of the several regions around the world where marriage between you and your obvious soulmate is slightly more legal. Sometimes I wonder if Australia should get with the times. They don't allow cross-species marriages, or same-gender marriages, but cross-gender and same-species are fine. It just seems wrong.
Ah yes but this morning when I was shaving I saw this same individual when he was shaving . He'd look up each time I looked up. He scratched his head exactly the same as I scratched mine. It was uncanny the exact same details of bathrobe, shaver, hair and facial features we had in common. He's now starting to annoy me, as its as if he's just mimicking every thing I do.
Dr Pepper, I apologise for confusing anyone. As you can see I am currently a troubled individual trying to sort out a stalker I see each morning as I shave.
 
No offence but i saw dean's post in the page saying let's kick some ass this year, and in the next instance, I saw Tassie's avatar.
 

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