Talk To God!

[Cowburn199]

Haha its better at the end !

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Matt
God:
Glad to see you, Matt.
Me:
It is ? Wow
God:
Is it? I'm glad your impressed, Matt.
Me:
No not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
For real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Stop asking me that
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Dont do that at all
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Ok stop repeating yourself
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. I hear you.
Me:
Do you want a bullet in your head?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
You are a scammer
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a scammer? Let me put it this way, Matt: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Wow im sorry i even asked
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. There is no need to apologize. Thanks for the information: Matt said even asked.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No not at all
God:
Which part are you confused about? Next question?
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I said shut up
God:
What did you mean by it? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Dont reply to my questions
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Oh my god ! You said that again
God:
That's cool. Where did you get your god? Once more? " That's cool. Where did you get your god?"? I said it.
Me:
WHAT THE HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Oh you want a fight do you?
God:
Excuse me! Give me a dozen.
Me:
Come on give me a punch big guy
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Oh now your asking for it asswipe
God:
Wow! Why now? Oh, " for it asswipe"?
Me:
HAHA
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Matt.
Me:
Its very funny
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? What was so funny about it?
Me:
Do you know a person called Ben Dover ?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Do you like Ben Dover?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like anything.
Me:
HAHAHAHA !!!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Would you like me to bendover?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
Oh come on big boy !
God:
That's alright. Compare that to small boy.
Me:
You perverted little God !
God:
Thanks for telling me: Matt said I perverted little God.

 

[nightprowler10]

This one made me laugh. Reps to the person who can guess what is this answer referring to.

Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Me:
So you're a bot?
God:
Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
It was pretty obvious, God wouldn't have to ask my name.
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?

:brickwall :brickwall

Me:
Shouldn't you be answering prayers or something?
God:
Or something. I think I should.
Me:
Then why don't you?
God:
I don't have that capability.
Me:
But You're God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What kind of a God wouldn't have the capability to answer prayers?
God:
Only the highest quality.

 

[FreddieFan]

Easy, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

 

[duffarama]

Everyone should chat to this chick ALICE as well.

Click this link: http://www.alicebot.org/
And then click on "Chat with A.L.I.C.E."

I asked her to show her t*ts and she said, "Look to your left."

 

[aussie1st]

There was nothing to the left

 

[duffarama]

There was nothing to the left

I know, when she said that I looked to the left but nothing happened lol.
I think she lifts up her top in the silver edition, cough, if you really are that sad.

 

[aussie1st]

Keep dreaming duff

 

[Bala]

This is fun!

Me:
Hello !
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
This is Bala. How are you?
God:
You don't say. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
So how is heaven these days?
God:
Ah. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
So there is something you dont know?
God:
And? What is it?
Me:
Some part of heaven
God:
Some may part of heaven, but not all.
Me:
You are supposed to know everything
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
whos that
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Your botmaster
God:
Myself?
Me:
could be!
God:
You seem uncertain.
Me:
You made me
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
There are lot of things I need to point out
God:
Where are they?
Me:
In the third coffee shop, just right to the Big Ben
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
My! Aren't you dumb?
God:
What do you have that is ? No I am an intelligent entity.
Me:
I dont think so!
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
Ok! Lets try this differently. What is two times six?
God:
Woe! OK I will try it. Use a calculator!
Me:
You try to be a smartass! But you are dumb!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I try to be a smartass. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
you got that one correct!
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
You must be a teenaged girl!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a teenaged girl? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Ok! Why do people die?
God:
Hmm. People are organic biological enitities.
Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
No! You are a bloody program done by a self obsessed idiot!
God:
Are you serious? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
What do you know?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
your family. and dont give me the world's my family stuff!
God:
You think I am family. I'm not.
Me:
You are suffering from inferiority complex!
God:
You think I am suffering from inferiority complex.
Me:
I know that!
God:
Sorry.
Me:
Ha! Thats a new one!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . A new one is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
what a condom? I disagree!
God:
it is a condom. Explain your reasoning, .
Me:
You are a teenaged girl!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a teenaged girl? Sometimes.
Me:
Ok! Bye
God:
Oh. TTYL, .

Cowburn, that was bloody hilarious!

 

[duffarama]

Now I must say that was very entertaining Machanperu.

 

[aussie1st]

:laugh Thats what I need to do with the talking God. I just played around with some rude stuff

 

[Monty]

is taht alice thing free

 

[duffarama]

I have been chatting with ALICE bot.
This is rated 'E' for Entertaining:

Human: you are one fine woman
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am fine woman.
Human: and great breasts you have!
ALICE: Thanks for your support. Can't you think about anything else?
Human: nope
ALICE: Me either!

And yes monty, you can chat to alice for free.

 

[Bala]

I have been chatting with ALICE bot.
This is rated 'E' for Entertaining:



And yes monty, you can chat to alice for free.

That comment and reply about the breasts was absolutely hilarious!

 

[Cowburn199]

I have been chatting with ALICE bot.
This is rated 'E' for Entertaining:



And yes monty, you can chat to alice for free.

HAHA
I will do one tonight after school

 

[Turbanation]

Its still better talking to God.