It's episode 83 of "Let's Guess What England's Best XI Would Be"
1. Opener - I still kinda rate Rory Burns here
2. Opener - Zak Crawley will play the next 30 Tests
3. Top Order Bat - I think I'd drop Malan. Bring back James Vince for memes
4. Top Order Bat - Joe Rooooot, but perhaps not as captain
5. Middle Order Bat - maybe don't let Rooty overbowl Ben Stokes
6. Middle Order Bat - Jonny Bairstow must play 100 Tests
7. Wicket-Keeper - obviously Ben Foakes
8. Seam Bowler - I'd pick Ollie Robinson over Broady
9. Swing Bowler - Jimmy Anderson is still the best here
10. Express Pace - the only fit one is Mark Wood
11. Spin Bowler - probably still Jack Leach I guess?
Honestly, imagine the pain of watching Crawley and Vince nicking off every week