The Jokes Thread

[Deleted member 13648]

Damn, where've I heard that?

 

[evertonfan]

What's yellow, orange and blue and has a really tight arsehole on the end?


An Aldi bag.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Lol

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

 

[Kiko_97]

Kermit the frog was arrested for assault last night.
He claimed it was because the victim called him a muppet.

 

[SciD]

Deccan Chargers and Royal Challengers winning a match

 

[Leggie]

What's yellow, orange and blue and has a really tight arsehole on the end?


An Aldi bag.

You'll just to hope that there aren't any Germans on this forum

 

[Cricketman]

Scion Sid.



Looloolooolool.

 

[CricketPlayer55]

Okay, this is a true joke. One exam day, when I was finished with my maths exam, I was constantly laughing for some reason I can't remember, so I said:
'Ma'am, Automatic Laughing Machine.'
And she said:
'Tuaha, Automatic Slapping Machine.'
And the whole class-including me were laughing our heads off.:rtfl

 

[Leicester Fox]

How did cricketdudedmad make his sister cry twice

he wiped her blood off his penis with her teddy bear.

 

[CricketPlayer55]

I want attension on my joke here!

Joking.:laugh

 

[Cricketdude]

How did cricketdudedmad make his sister cry twice

he wiped her blood off his penis with her teddy bear.

Your sister is so stupid she sits on the T.V. watching the couch.

 

[Leicester Fox]

She wouldn't she's scared of heights.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Which is something I found out when she was riding my insanely tall penis.

 

[Leicester Fox]

No she was just screaming because you were that good.

 

[Karachi Xpress]

HAHAHAHA...this thread is turning to be really interesting...:laugh: