CricketPlayer55
International Coach
Don't get it.
The Jokes Thread
- Thread starter scorpion_rulezz
- Start date
It doesn't get old, but its already been done
, check my post 2 pages back with the linked picture.
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Karachi Xpress
Chairman of Selectors
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- Location
- Canada
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the
poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked
on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked
on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in
his ear "Have you ever been f**ked ?
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"
She said "You WILL be when the tide comes in".
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the
poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked
on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked
on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in
his ear "Have you ever been f**ked ?
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"
She said "You WILL be when the tide comes in".
Karachi Xpress
Chairman of Selectors
- Joined
- Jul 25, 2005
- Location
- Canada
An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks to see a loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys of a new Ferrari (worth $250,000) parked on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collatoral for the loan.
The bank's president and all the officers enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow '$5,000'.
The Indian replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be safe and there when I return.'
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys of a new Ferrari (worth $250,000) parked on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collatoral for the loan.
The bank's president and all the officers enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow '$5,000'.
The Indian replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be safe and there when I return.'
Cricketdude
Chairman of Selectors
Heres a joke; Leicester_fox :rtfl
Karachi Xpress
Chairman of Selectors
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Lol...nice ones Bilal...I like the homework one...
Cricketdude
Chairman of Selectors
Homework one was the best.
Leicester Fox
Chairman of Selectors
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Oh you hurt me.
Cricketman
ICC Chairman
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2005
- Location
- USA
Ahah, KX typical indians for you
Cricketdude
Chairman of Selectors
:CricketPlayer55
International Coach
I made this one up:
What do you call a dead bee coming alive again?
A zombee.:laugh
What do you call a dead bee coming alive again?
A zombee.:laugh
King Pietersen
ICC Board Member
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2006
- Location
- Manchester
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp ?
He bought a warehouse......
I'm here all week.
He bought a warehouse......
I'm here all week.
