The Jokes Thread

[KBC]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rtfl

Who is the guy in CDM's avatar?

Shane Watson mixed with the CDM(old)

You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.









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[Karachi Xpress]

Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

 

[SciD]

Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

Dont remind me of my BPO days

 

[CricketPlayer55]

Originally Posted by cricketdudemad

Originnaly Posted by CricketPlayer55
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rtfl

Who is the guy in CDM's avatar?

Shane Watson mixed with the CDM(old)

I don't get it?

Lol, your not supposed to get it. Just laugh and look at the funny thing.

 

[Cricketdude]

Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An allrounder.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

:rtfl :rtfl :rtfl

 

[mattfb]

Lol, your not supposed to get it. Just laugh and look at the funny thing.

Why would I be laughing? Its not funny...

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An allrounder.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

:rtfl :rtfl :rtfl

LOL there good ones. Pommy jokes never get old.

 

[Cricketdude]

English paceman bowled the first ball of the over without any swing whatsoever and the batsman stood directly in the line of the wicket and was hit on the shin pad. When the bowler appealed for lbw, the umpire decided in the batsman's favor. The bowler said nothing until he completed the over, when the following exchange took place:
Bowler: Was the batsman in front of the wicket?
Umpire: Yes, he was.
Bowler: Did the ball hit him in the pads?
Umpire: Yes, it did. Bowler: Would the ball have hit the wicket?
Umpire: Yes, it surely would.
Bowler: Then why didn't you give him out?
Umpire: THAT BALL WOULDN'T HAVE KNOCKED THE BAILS OFF!

 

[mattfb]

LOL thats hilarious!

 

[Cricketdude]

Heres another:
Hooper making a thread of him apparently going to kill himself.

 

[Cricketman]

I have a feeling he actually went through with it....

 

[shravi]

Heres another:
Hooper making a thread of him apparently going to kill himself.

Please don't make jokes about that... Depression is a very serious thing.

 

[Cricketdude]

Please don't make jokes about that... Depression is a very serious thing.

Well hear this now, he went out drinking with his friends and came home at 2:30 am and thought "this might be funny" and writes that bullcrap and goes to bed with a hangover. Hes online on Battrick right now.

 

[Leggie]

Hmmm, it says he was last active at 6:40pm GMT yesterday. This could actually be quite serious.

 

[Cricketdude]

Will Hooper get a ban or something once he comes back and say its a joke?

 

[Leggie]

Probably because its a very serious thing he made a joke on...