The Jokes Thread

[Cricketdude]

For you LF.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A space invader.

Hahahahaha:rtfl

 

[Karachi Xpress]

For you LF.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A space invader.

:laugh....thats awesome! hahahahaha

 

[Kiko_97]

What's a jews favourite band?
The Jewsiers :laugh :rtfl

 

[CricketPlayer55]

GG-no, no, no...

:rtfl


HEHE!!!!

 

[KBC]

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.



..

, And,

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.


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[Kiko_97]

Lol KBC

 

[PhilD123]

Am I too late for Speight jokes? Ah well, I'll go for it anyway...

What have Mark Speight and a Duffel Coat got in common?


They both hang from Paddington.


Riise Arrested on M62

Apparently, he was heading the wrong way.

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[CricketPlayer55]

hehe, KBC, it looks like your interested in blonde jokes. So am I but I can't find much. My mom made Choc.M&M chip cookies. Yummy, they were. I'M SERIOUS!!!

 

[Cricketdude]

Dirty joke

A guy fell in the mud.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because it was trying to get to the bottom.

 

[Kiko_97]

:laugh :rtfl :rtfl :laugh love them cdm

 

[Cricketdude]

:laugh :rtfl :rtfl :laugh love them cdm

 

[CricketPlayer55]

What does Cricketdudemad's AKA actually stand for?
Cricket-darn-me.

 

[Cricketdude]

What does Cricket players aka stand for?
Canned-poo. :

 

[CricketPlayer55]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rtfl

Who is the guy in CDM's avatar?

Shane Watson mixed with the CDM(old)

 

[Cricketdude]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rtfl

Who is the guy in CDM's avatar?

Shane Watson mixed with the CDM(old)

I dont get it?