The Jokes Thread

[vaibhav mehta]

No! I knew that! lol I would have looked smart

You have missed the train Mate..
Though next time I'll PM you when I post this easy once.,lol.

 

[Cricketdude]

Dad: Oi Stevo, could you move your farkin piece-of-sh!t Daewoo, I need to get the old rusty Torana out so I can get to the Jeep.
Steve: I'll have to get the keys to the Corolla if I'm gonna move that Daewoo.
Dad: Yeah, watch the boat mate.
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: Oh.. by the way, whose bloody Monaro is out the front
Steve: Shhh.. i stole it from Highpoint uleh.
Dad: Take it back, don't be seen with that friggen piece of crap.
Steve: Ok Dad

LOL!!

 

[Leicester Fox]

police announce mark speight found dead. He died of an art attack

 

[Ollie_H]

Would have been good..But its a sick thing to make a joke out of

 

[Cricketdude]

police announce mark speight found dead. He died of an art attack

Police announce Joe Mcdonald found dead.
He died from watching Cristiano Ronaldo score an own goal.

 

[Leicester Fox]

Too ****ing far you twat, apologise.

Holdy you're right, I shouldn't have said it, it wasn't SMART

 

[Animator!]

Mark Speight was found hanging from an area in Paddington Station. Police revealed it could have taken up to 4 minutes for Mark Speight to kill himself. That's gotta SMart.

He was fuond hanging above a platform at the station. He was doing a nice perspective drawing.

 

[Highlander999]

All very cruel but unfortunately still rather funny

 

[Cricketdude]

Too ****ing far you twat, apologise.

I'll apologise once you and animator apologise to Mark Speight.

 

[Hooper]

Lol!

 

[Hitterman]

lol :rtfl

 

[Cricketdude]

Muralidaran plays main character on Good Luck Chuck.

 

[KBC]

Muralidaran plays main character on Good Luck Chuck.

But, It turns out that Shane warne like more "Chicks" than "Chucks".

 

[Leicester Fox]

I don't think Mark Speight wants an apology, Cristiano Ronaldo on the other hand is really pissed off and has his lawyers on to you.

 

[KBC]

Figo's rushing to Man U atm. Because, He stole free bread From Inter Milan..