The Jokes Thread

[usy]

don't get it..

 

[Will_NA]

You weren't expected to.

 

[King Pietersen]

don't get it..

I expected this.

According to the bible, woman was made from man's rib. So they were supposed to be this brilliant thing, but instead they're a cut down version...

 

[vaibhav mehta]

But I got it..So Surprise for myself too..
lol..

Once a Teacher asked a Student Where is Tajmahal?
Student Replied 'Don't know Mam".
Madam punished him and told him to stand on the bench.
Soon after the brief stand on the bench he replied 'I still can't see it'.

 

[usy]

I expected this.

According to the bible, woman was made from man's rib. So they were supposed to be this brilliant thing, but instead they're a cut down version...

ohh right, lol.

Once a Teacher asked a Student Where is Tajmahal?
Student Replied 'Don't know Mam".
Madam punished him and told him to stand on the bench.
Soon after the brief stand on the bench he replied 'I still can't see it'.

Wtf?

 

[vaibhav mehta]

Don't you know Tajmahal?
Or again I spelled wrong for bench??

 

[usy]

I get it now

Soon after the brief stand on the bench he replied 'I still can't see it'.

right, the boy is stupid,

 

[vaibhav mehta]

Ok Usy guess this,
Its so easy..Silly question..

The more you feed it
The more it grows high
But if you give it water
It shall quickly Die
What is it??

I get it now

Soon after the brief stand on the bench he replied 'I still can't see it'.

right, the boy is stupid,

Exactly.
Boy thought that teacher has told him to stand to show him tajmahal???

 

[usy]

Ok Usy guess this,
Its so easy..Silly question..

The more you feed it
The more it grows high
But if you give it water
It shall quickly Die
What is it??

ahh thats a hard one, only kev knows . Can I PM him, and cheat my way to answer this ...

 

[vaibhav mehta]

Ha ha.Ok...
Take this mean time,

A man sits down at a resturant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea"

 

[usy]

A wee fella hands over a £50 note to the turnstyle operator at St James Prk
Fella: Two please.
Turnstyle Operator: Will that be defenders or strikers, sir?

 

[Karachi Xpress]

Ha ha.Ok...
Take this mean time,

A man sits down at a resturant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea"

:laugh

 

[KBC]

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way......
So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

 

[zammipspman]

This Joke is called Waiting Room

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.


There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us
have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.


An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me
why you're here to see the doctor today?'


'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.


The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that.'


'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.


The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further
with the doctor in private.'


The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'


The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'


'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'


'I can't P**S out of it,' he replied.


The waiting room erupted in laughter

Comment Please:happy

 

[.Mob]

Nice reaction by the old man there.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!