The rhyme all the time thread

[CricketPlayer55]

So we all say GG
But we pay VB
Highlander is destroyed
While I am a void
So please say,'Lee!'

 

[Kiko_97]

CP55 what was that?
If anybody could do better it would be my cat,
Try it again
Or find a pen
And if you don't you'll be meeting with a hen.

 

[CricketPlayer55]

Oh Giggity
Your so funny
But alas
Your sounding a blast
So please be lity.

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

Stop kidding around in this thread,
This thread is only for the serious head.
Make your rhymes a bit more elaborate,
And make them rhyme, better than your mate!

 

[iloveireland]

I aint no good at rhyming,
Or good at the timing,
But what am I do to??
Your all terrible too
Your no good at rhyming

Still my fav,
Its all the rav

 

[usy]

The game was over even before it started//
11 million refugee’s all getting departed//
Never understood this world, until I was seven//
Let me go get my gold ring, I left it in heaven//
S. chism told you, but you never got him//
Trying to tell you, about this grim brim//
It’s so dim here, turn off the darkness//
My lines are stupid if you got an IQ of ten//
I split your mind into two halves//
One which knows nothing//
Other that didn’t work sinse it’s calves//

 

[Leggie]

This thread is a load of poo
It deserves to be in the loo

 

[usy]

Sanjay-Bhai aka Mumbai Mafia

 

[freddiw]

usman made a mag
what was that he is a slag
no sorry my bad you are a fag
na jokin this is all bullshag

usy you are a ledge
oh mate just go and eat some veg
yea like a carrot or tomata
not beans tho they do make you farta

 

[iloveireland]

usman made a mag
what was that he is a slag
no sorry my bad you are a fag
na jokin this is all bullshag

usy you are a ledge
oh mate just go and eat some veg
yea like a carrot or tomata
not beans tho they do make you farta

Fred, no offense but that was pathetic

 

[CricketPlayer55]

Some thread, it ought to be be bread
No, no, cause I am led
To the dark streets
And some creeks
So then dont say 'get'.

 

[barmyarmy]

I've seen a lot of posts in here that don't obey the rules
At this rate I'll have to go and e-mail all your schools
I've no wish to see a post that says "the rhyme above is poor"
If critiquing others' work then you must rhyme for sure

I warn again of the consequence for ignoring this request
Your post will be deleted and I'll not be impressed
So make your words both rhyme and scan, please try to do it right
To disregard my words again would be most impolite

I end this message by making clear that rhyming isn't hard
Any one of you can do it, you don't have to be a bard
Good luck to one and all this day, I'm sure you will do well
And failing that just steal my lines and see if they will sell

 

[CricketPlayer55]

Oh, Collin, you shall never know my school
It would just be like you would be buying wool
There are billions of them
And each, with a pen
And you shall then be cool.

 

[iloveireland]

This is a disgrace to this site,
I dont know why people read this shite.

 

[CricketPlayer55]

Ireland, oh, Ireland, how funny you are
But be careful, lets not act like tar
People be sensitive
And also tensitive
So then everyone went to the bar.