The Ginger Lad from Aus *I even put caesura's into every line
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There once was a lad, (his name was Hoops)
And he had a problem, it's called ginger roots.
He dyed his hair black, so as to ease up the slack,
And went to the gym after, for a good work-out.
Down at the gym, a long way away,
He met Adam Gilchrist and Symonds, today.
They commented on his hair, and said it was fair,
But soon they received, a bit of a scare.
Hoops came out and told them the truth,
The fact that he is a ginger, but shame, was it fact?
The poor ginger lad, he was so ashamed,
That he had betrayed, his natural ways.
He soon went home, and prayed to the stars,
To be given a chance, to repent his strange day.
A passing hair-dresser, heard Hooper pray,
And decided that he would help him, mend his wrong ways.
The only problem for Hoops, and this is the catch,
Was this hair-dresser was gay, and a wee bit fat.