The rhyme all the time thread

When will PC awards start
I can nominate peoples art
I think they rule
I can nominate at school
so when will it be cool
 
I am not bugging users,
I only warn loosers, (lol mind it)
And if you think you are disturbed by rhymes,
Then go away, this thead is not for you to shine.
You rules Kshitiz :hpraise.
 
Hitterman, you rules, truth be told.
You are mighty, courageous and bold.
Your knowledge is vast, superior to most.
It reflects in your each post.
You are a genius, I proclaim.
You deserve money, power and fame.
For the last time I say, Hitterman, you rules.
Your detractors are nothing, but tools.
 
I know , I dont know how to do it now.
But when you read it you'd say wow.
This is the most pathetic rhyme,
that you have heard in your lifetime
 
The Ginger Lad from Aus :p *I even put caesura's into every line ;)*

There once was a lad, (his name was Hoops)
And he had a problem, it's called ginger roots.
He dyed his hair black, so as to ease up the slack,
And went to the gym after, for a good work-out.

Down at the gym, a long way away,
He met Adam Gilchrist and Symonds, today.
They commented on his hair, and said it was fair,
But soon they received, a bit of a scare.
Hoops came out and told them the truth,
The fact that he is a ginger, but shame, was it fact?

The poor ginger lad, he was so ashamed,
That he had betrayed, his natural ways.
He soon went home, and prayed to the stars,
To be given a chance, to repent his strange day.

A passing hair-dresser, heard Hooper pray,
And decided that he would help him, mend his wrong ways.
The only problem for Hoops, and this is the catch,
Was this hair-dresser was gay, and a wee bit fat.
 
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you guys have offically killed HipHop and some good German poetry.
 

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