The rhyme all the time thread

[usy]

Guys chill out it was only for fun,
Thanks hoops but couldnt you just PM me that instead of saying it infront of stuff.

Anyways

 

[barmyarmy]

I've been inspired by the vcash thread to write some limericks:

Out west dwelt a fellow named Tom
In whose day all just seemed to go wrong
He got stopped by the police
Told his smoking must cease
And his girlfriends away with her thong

Abhas had a awful affliction
Some might venture to call it addiction
He'd stay up all night
Wouldn't log off the site
He believed he could win with conviction

There was a young chap, lived in Sweden
Who said, "rhymes, ha I don't need em."
I can rap with the best
You might think I'm blessed
Cos I came from the Garden of Eden

There once was a man from New Delhi
Who thought that his feet were real smelly
See here though Kshitiz
Here's a chance for show business
And now he's a show on the telly

Cricketman is a fan of the Arts
Fine wine and bridge, never hearts
We all thought it strange
When appeared neath his name
Teletubbies from faraway parts

Avroneel is a true Aussie fan
No-one knows when his support began
He's an Indian you see
And I've heard that the key
Is a devious underhand plan

There once a lad known as hitty
Who thought that he was very pretty
He'd look at mirrors all day
And cry "everyone make way"
"I am handsome and noble and witty"

There was a young member from Wales
Who was determined to stay on the rails
"I'll post well" he cried
And he tried and he tried
In the end we all hope he prevails

There was an old man from the coast
Whose drinking prowess was a boast
He'd go crawling through Kent
Til his money was spent
And then come onto PC to post

Disappointed it hardly the word
Thought by Ramzz after seeing himself slurred
He thought it a disgrace
Began to question his place
Til he saw that the posts were absurd

There was a big fan of Gilly
Who thought that retirement was silly
His love was professed
With both zeal and zest
Now Adam has scarpered to Chile

There once was a boy known as Stephen
Who thought that his chest was uneven
He went under the knife
And now has a new life
He's now known as Stephanie even

There once was a chap from Victoria
Who suffered from phantasmagoria
He followed his dream
Bought a PCPL team
And now lives in a state of euphoria

 

[Hitterman]

Ha ha the I will make the rhyme or Colin soon before he makes on me.

 

[barmyarmy]

Ha ha the I will make the rhyme or Colin soon before he makes on me.

Too late

 

[Kiko_97]

Go shove your head through a gate

 

[iloveireland]

Barmy Army,
what to do.
Do you really live in a zoo?
Barmy Army.
Im not sure.
I think, you think, i am a bore

(10 second job pretty much. First things that came to my head)

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

Colin, you rich person,
Help me out of this tension.
I'm out of all my money,
And I know you have it, the solution, the key.

 

[iloveireland]

Tom, Tom what to do?
I think in battrick ur team is poo.
Tom, Tom do you know.
I rule, you dont so go go go.

(No hard feelings, i just want a friendly after the BT league)

 

[Highlander999]

I'm up for that. I'm improving constantly so you better watch out

 

[Kiko_97]

Craig, Craig your story rules
I wish I could share your tools
Craig, Craig why do you?
Have brilliant stories you crazy fool

 

[iloveireland]

I'm up for that. I'm improving constantly so you better watch out

Ive got a mate whose going awesome. Been around a few weeks and already has lots of comp comp players.

 

[Highlander999]

If you want I could send you my 1XI. They all about that

 

[barmyarmy]

Remember the rules if you're going to post
Rhymings a must or you'll be toast
I'll delete your post almost right away
So make it rhyme if you want it to stay

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

Tell me O Colin,
Isn't there a lot of stealing?
Are we allowed to report,
Such rhymeless, plagiarised posts?

 

[Kiko_97]

There was a young member from Wales
Who was determined to stay on the rails
"I'll post well" he cried
And he tried and he tried
In the end we all hope he prevails

Was this about me Colin?