The rhyme all the time thread

[usy]

!x!Culli!x! aka stu
I've seen you on new york times, all through
the guy who took so much dope,
while i was in my dady's farm doing crops
you've ruined your life,
now which lady is gonne be your wife,
i can see ya'l in the street with bad boys and knives


all the people, don't be another victim
don't end up in the prison
open your eyes, no east and west division

 

[Deleted member 13648]

lol
Just one word, lol.

I can't believe how much you made that stunk.
You think you 'G'? You think you tough? You just a lil punk.
You talk bout thugs with knives
Say they've messed with their lives?
Man, you from Sweden!
Those thugs would leave you bleeding!

HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

:laugh I went 8 Mile on yo' ass

 

[usy]

naah no guns, no th*gs
no, gangsta an' no drugs
The emcee of of the century
Not doing nothing wrong to be at penitentiary
I speak right, words from heart
brain, soul and bone
yeah its our land, yeah it's our home
just imagine if that wall could speak, what would it say?
it's been bloody since the first day.

Also 8mile, is pile of crap
the true emcee will give you lessons on how to rap.

 

[Pakistani Army]

Yo Usy
you da man with the graphics
they might be good or a bunch of thuganomics
it dont matter if you are from Sweden
3 G set will leave you bleedin

8 mile is for u
You better teach me or i might get Stu

:rtfl

 

[usy]

why do planetCricketers think i'm from Sweden, just live here.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

GAH, Usy! What have you done!
Everything you say should rhyme my son!

 

[Will_NA]

An MP's Rap

I like to rhyme
I think it's fun
I do it all the time
And it's for everyone

My rap has no target
I don't wanna bust no fool
Just ask my wife, Marget
She'll say that aint cool

It's not good to diss
At someone else's expense
Lets all hug and kiss
Now, that makes sense

I don't wanna fight
That never ends
It may sound contrite
But we could be friends

 

[usy]

haha very good read,
legend, legendry indeed.

 

[Cricketman]

Cricketman up in the ho
Watch me crankin watch me roll
watch me crank that cricketman
Spiderman that ho!
Now watch me MEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[usy]

that ghey soulja boy rap
not even deserve to be called crap
junk, and crunk music
like a b*tch in a hole
Materazzi can't even kick a flaking football.

 

[usy]

bad stuff
take down on tuff

 

[Hooper]

Last word sums up that rap.

 

[Will_NA]

Is that supposed to mean something?
Just to make this rhyme
So this post don't count as no crime
Usy, you need to learn I'm the only King

 

[Hooper]

Usy, your raps are very one-dimensional. You need to include some metaphors, similies, some clever wit, some creativity in there or some good vocab to get the persons attention.

 

[smssia0112]

Hey Hoop, get out of this thread
Tips are nothing if they don't rhyme
Cos this thread is to rhyme all the time
So go and think of some rhymes instead!