The rhyme all the time thread

[BigCrickNan]

Mod edit - pathetic

 

[smssia0112]

What is this?
It is strange.
A thread for rhyming
In this day and age?

Sure that didn't
Make any Sense
In fact its humour
Wasn't immense

But still I try
To make it all rhyme
See you all
Have a good time.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Rhyming is a lot of fun
It really isn't all that queer
Everyone rhymes, it is commonly done
There are even rhymes in adverts for beer.

Rhyming is great
Rhyming is the best
Great, Plate, Grate, Fate
Lest, Pest, Rest, Test!

I like to spend my time
Conjuring up new poems
Making sure that every alternate line rhymes
And thats why this sentence ends with jeroboam.

Well, I think I've said enough
And its time for me to say goodbye
And remember, rhyming isn't tough,
It can be a lot of fun if you try!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

No one is rhyming, and that is quite sad.
I guess rhyming was just another fad.

 

[mattfb]

Im sorry Zorax
We shall rhyme some more
Oh look, I said Morax
I hope this isn't to small.

 

[Cricketman]

Yo homies you acn't rhyme
Not even if i gave you a dime
Listen up every one
Nah nah I am done
with this rhyming thing
Yeah I know, ding ding
I heard Indians can't rap
But oh! I just did!
Thats a wrap
So yall best be quiet
before I get my gangsters to say it
Oh no its too late...
BALLIN'

Roflmfao

Team India

Ooh Ahh India
The Crowd's scream with delight
Ooh Ahh India
Man they are a might!

Dazzler Dhoni's huge sixes
Sizzling Sachin's graceful shots
Andrew Symond's is in some stitches
When Sreesanth hit him with a pot

They can't handle the heat
Our fieldings tops
Our spinners have em in a flox
We have em beat
Cuz we're the number one, you see

Sometimes we suck
Sometimes we own
Sometimes our batters are sitting ducks
But Sometimes they just plain pwn.

So you see
don't mess with me
and my team of blue
or we will make monkey faces at you

 

[Leicester Fox]

I win drinking gin

 

[usy]

Learn from Ali how to fight without the ego inside.

 

[evertonfan]

Usy you annoying swine,
you've yet again forgot to rhyme!
So I suggest you go away,
and come again another day

 

[usy]

Your rhymes are unrated just like Helen Slater,
i'm out to put you down sooner or later

 

[Harrypotter_fan]

Usy u rhyme
for its high time,
rhyming is the way
to in this thread stay,
My rhymes are getting stronger
So all of you have to make yours longer!

PlanetCricket story of late in a rhyme (no offence to anyone. Take it in a humorous way) :

Thread closed here thread closed there
Is there something else anywhere,
Guests are increasing
Online members are decreasing,
Cricket games development (by EA/Codies) is ceasing
The active members freezing!

 

[Jaztheman]

Tie.
Pie.
Cry.
Why?

 

[usy]

You do, you wanna call me Jinnah,
I done it all but still remained sinner

Ya stereotype me, I knock you out like prince Naseem
You've got nothing to fulfil, your unpredicted dream

 

[usy]

actions speak louder than words, no mercy
learn from Napoleon how to rap, yeah from New Jersey.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Who is this Soulja Boi?
He's got more hits than Abi Titmuss!
He's young enough to play with toys.
That's what he wants for Christmas.

My god that is terrible, better than Usy though I guess.
Maybe even better than Matt no less.
Not so sure bout that Simbazz man,
he's just always throwing toys out his pram ()


No offence guys