The rhyme all the time thread

I am suprised this thread has so many posts
One day it might have the most
 
Amir why the hell is ur name Abishake now?

You keep changing your aka....?
 
What's going down
You aint gonna drown
It aint gonna make ya frown

What's going down
your underwear's gone brown
 
Wazza all
Whats up, how ya doing?
Zorax is in the house now
You can stop all your ahhing and ooing.

Cause you see, my holmies
I'm the best rhymer there is
I've written two stanzas
In less time you need to take a whiz!

I'll whip up a little beauty now
A limerick, I don't write many
Hope you enjoy it
Writing it drove me zany!!

India
They’ve lost their shine and their gleam,
The batters can’t bat, the seamers can’t seam,
The team is getting old,
And all the shines isn’t gold,
But they still are my favourite team!
 
Punk u made for graphicz
so don't give me this thuganomics

U make great storiez
someone mite take u to the laundries.
 
This is a rhyme of paradox
Lines sometimes likened to morons and an ox
This sentence is a lie
To be sober is to be on a high
And poultry is immune to chicken pox
 
Time now is a bit past 10
Can't believe I'm trying to rhyme again.
There is nothing I can do, the thread is dead.
I guess I'll just go to bed.
 
Im gonne rock that thing
ma hand got blood stain
it's no snow it's bloody rain
 
Oh no, oh no,
Please don't die.
Tell me that,
This is all just a lie.

A life without you,
Seems impossible to me.
Oh no, don't go,
I need you, can't you see?

You were such,
A fabulous friend.
Someone I could talk to,
Hang out with for hours on end.

You made me feel,
So nice inside.
From you I could,
No secrets hide.

You and I,
We were one.
Blowing up the Deathstar,
We had so much fun.

Protecting the Earth,
Killing those ugly beasts.
Until I switched you off,
For my victory feast.

I'll miss you dearly,
I don't know what to say.
Rest in Peace,
My lovely GBA.

:(

I worked on that above effort, and made it better:

Oh no, oh no,
This can’t be true,
I can’t imagine a world,
Wthout a friend like you!

Oh no, oh no,
Please don’t die!
Tell me that this is all
Just one big lie!

A life without you,
Seems impossible to me.
Oh no, don't go,
I need you, can't you see?

I sit and weep,
Thinking about you.
All the good times we shared,
All the missing moments I’ve come to rue.

You were such,
A fabulous friend.
You were someone I could talk to,
And hang out with for hours on end.

You made me feel,
So nice inside.
From you I could,
No secrets hide.

We shared some great moments,
Through thick and thin.
You shall always remain,
My heart within.

You and I,
We were one.
When we blew up the Deathstar,
We had so much fun.

Scoring the winning goal,
In the Final of the World Cup,
We took Argentina to glory,
And people thought we wouldn’t measure up!

We won many races,
And killed many a beast.
I never wanted to leave you,
But now you are deceased.


We shared some great times,
Yes we did,
But now you are gone,
And adieu I must bid.

I get onto my feet,
Knowing my sobs must cease.
I look at you one last time,
And mutter “Rest in Piece”

And then I walk away, not knowing what to do,
In a world, without my beloved PS2.
 
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I'm back with a bang, I'm here with a piece
This thread is mine, I took out the lease
Just remember that if you want to find peace
Make sure this thread don't ever cease

I've been impressed by the posting
But not by the boasting
Some of you's are coasting
So prepare for a roasting

There's some talent on display
At the end of the day
Some of you I'd say
Could write for good pay

Others are less able
They watch too much cable
If I thought up a label
I'd go with unstable

Then there's the ones who write long
Like they're writing a song
Are you smoking a bong?
Or d'you just not belong?

Now it's time to sign out
Although I'll be about
There's no need to shout
Cos I've still got some clout
 

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