The rhyme all the time thread

I'd be surprised if it was Rhys ;)

There once was a member called Hitty
He gave out reps, far too many,
He was shouted at by Tom,
But Jaz rolled into town,
And arrived, with a rather large frown

:p

This rhyme was so bad it was thrown in the lav,
Tom ran off into the trees,
Got followed by bees,
And ran away with huge greats wees

:p i suck i know!
 
Once there was man named Tom
Who shouted at his Mom,
Mom gave him two slaps ,
He became a Crap.
:p
 
It's good that you're trying
There ain't no denying
But more work is needed
That must be conceded
Your poems should rhyme
And scan nicely in time
Please follow these hints
So your poems aren't mince
 
I must say hitty must stop this
Or he may suffer from stereopsis
Going away at other's families
Are the people who are chased by bees :p

And Tom, I don't know why
He had to try
Get reps under control,
With the help of my role

Now I know that I have gone too far,
This poem has become too sour
So I end this here,
Hoping, that I didn't mess up with any sphere.

:D
 
I must say hitty must stop this
Or he may suffer from stereopsis
Going away at other's families
Are the people who are chased by bees

And Tom, I don't know why
He had to try
Get reps under control,
With the help of my role

Now I know that I have gone too far,
This poem has become too sour
So I end this here,
Hoping, that I didn't mess up with any sphere.
oops i cannot see iam blind :p
 
Stop bugging users,
Give chance to others,
Don't disturb all the time
By your rhyme
:p(mind it please)
 
Hitty stop the ryhme,
Its time for crime,
How long you been in prison,
We need you risen,
You are a hitman,
And im your fan,
Your name is jackie-chan.
(im bad i know)
 
Ha, that was real Pathetic
I wont tell lies, so dont sweat it.
 
There was a guy named hoops,
who said once oops,
when he started spamming,
it appeared as he is gaming.

He was warned by a mod,
but he went off road,
then he was punished,
and all is spam vanished.

I know this is bad.
(sorry hoops mind it)
 
There was a guy named hoops,
who said once oops,
when he started spamming,
it appeared as he is gaming.

He was warned by a mod,
but he went off road,
then he was punished,
and all is spam vanished.

I know this is bad.
(sorry hoops mind it)
LOL!

I swear, not one word rhymed, sure you watched 8 mile?? The hip hop bible//
Oh yeah, my bad, you watched the version with the Indian Subtitles//
Listen, learn to speak english before you diss Hoops, Hitterman//
"Hooper, knock his ass out", "nah, I don't think Ima hit-her-man"//
 

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