I'm trying to write a rhyme
Even though I've got two exams to study for
This is a major waste of my time
Even though It's just Economics and Physics, what a bore.
I'm sitting here on the comp, typing away
Fingers hitting keys, click click click
Live and let live, die another day
Now I'm just coping James Bond like a prick
This thread is a waste of my time
A talent as great as me
I'm gonna go and get some lime
And honey sweetened tea.
And check out this beauty I wrote for school:
The Beast
One fine day, three men set out for a hike.
One rode in car, the other two via bike.
When they reached their destination, greet each other they did,
The three of them, Mark, John and Sid.
They lit a fire, and set up camp,
And told stories under stars and lamp.
All of a sudden, a rustling was heard,
From the trees, flew away the birds!
“It’s a Lion!” cried out mark in fright!
“Come to drag us to his den in the middle of the night!”
“With a large fuzzy mane and fangs galore,”
“Razor sharp claws, and a terrifying roar!”
“He’s come to eat us, no doubt about that,”
“I have always feared the giant wild cats!”
“It isn’t a lion,” whispered Sid
“It is a giant Bear and his kid!”
“We’ve woken them up, and now they’re mad,”
“The kid is cranky, and so his is Dad!”
“Since we’ve woken them up, they must be sour,”
“Maybe they are looking for a snack this late hour?”
“Bah, fat chance!” replied John in a quivering tone,
“It’s probably a Python, we must have invaded his zone!”
“A slimy, scaly reptile, seven feet long!”
“We must have disturbed him whilst singing our song!”
“He has come to swallow us whole!”
“Getting out of here should be our goal!”
The rustling continued, and only louder it got,
As the three men fled to the parking lot!
They hopped on their bikes and jumped in the car,
Leaving behind everything in an attempt to get far,
Away from that large, scary, hideous beast,
They didn’t want to be something’s feast!
As the men tried their hardest to flee,
The beast emerged from the bushes behind the tree.
He tip toed sliently towards the tent,
Saw a nut, down he bent,
Picked in his paws and took a bite,
The loud crack echoed through the night,
For you see, this beast had no razor sharp claws,
No fangs or scales or giant paws.
But instead, a bushy tail, and big bright eyes,
A tiny nose, and the cutest smile!
He finished the nut, and gave a twirl,
For you see, the beast was nothing more than a cute little squirrel!
