The rhyme all the time thread

Usy your raps suck
Ears bleeding it so painful
Haiku insults fun

From now i don?t care, what you call dare, to call
My lyrical flow, is not about rymin, it?s about brain and soul
I have all the ingredients to be a good MC, i will just roll
You all play with a china doll
While i?m making my beats
Next up legend u feat dr dre.

I am smart, I am cool,
its you who's acting like a fool.
Your poems are awful, they don't even rhyme,
you're committing a crime.
Just give up and don't whine,
maybe you'll get better with time.

You have to read the text with beats in your mind
I suggest some good rap on youtube, i?m trin b kind.
 
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A limericks cleverly versed
The second line rhymes with the first
The third line is short
The fourth's the same sort
And the last line is often the worst.

Not mine, but good nonetheless
My poems tend to be a bit of a mess
Kudos, though, to connaisseur Kev
The light brigade, haiku's, very impress-ev :p
 
kev take this -

You guys talk about sharing, but all you do it take.
You guys are so dis-encouraging, and over rated
I feel sorry for the women you all just dated.
while i'm for peace and your for fight
then you say your just right??
 
Y'know I just might,
ignore your plight,
you say we're not right,
we'll see about that tonight.

Drew is the king, drew is the boss
drew is the one who owns you all
if you wanna diss drew, you better be brave
coz i've got a empty grave. so you guys better behave.

Cheers boss
you aint no doss
 
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Usy you cant rhyme in this thread
you just suck, that's enough said

I appreciate that, and thank you
In a few years time, I wont be looking back at you.
I?ll be a super MC guy, my fans on the left my fans on the right
Take that dirty smile of your face boy, and just be quite,

Dont underestimate me guys, cozs now i have drew in the team
Next week, it will be kev, barmy madman, abby, mani, will VS 15.
 
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Usually I wouldn't write a poem like this but
Sometimes you've got to roll your sleeves up
Yesterday I said that you had to rhyme and now

Seeing as everyone is trying to keep in time I thought maybe I'd been
Unclear cos some of you just ain't even near
Crap isn't the only word that rhymes with rap, in fact I'd
Kind of expected better, why can't you just use another letter?
Sayonara, I'm off to bed with Cara.
 
It is what you think, and most of people in this board,
Don’t be surprised to know that half of America can prove you wrong.
It's a personal opinion, i got that right.
Saying good bye in Japanese is all fine, but i’ll reply salam which is much better
I’ve come along you all haters. :)
 
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I like cricket...

What a lovely sport it is, the game of cricket!
The willow on leather, the sound of the breaking wicket!
The fours, the sixes, the magnificent shots!
The dives and catches and fumbles and drops!
The grace and style of Sachin and Lara!
The bounce and pace from Mr. Makhaya!
The determination and heart from Dravid and Langer,
Warne’s big turn and Harmison’s clangers!
The unorthodox geniuses in Murali and KP!
The larger-than-life personalities of Pidg/Gayle and Freddie!
The clean and brutal strikers in Afrdi and Roy/Loye,
‘Tis the game that separates the men from the boys!
It has it all: blood, sweat and tears!
Injuries and drugs, scandals and beer!
Rich in history – Messer Bradman’s style and grace,
Gary Sober’s all-round brilliance, and Fiery Fred’s pace.
Bodyline, World Cups, Tied games and the Ashes,
Match fixing, fights and tragic plane crashes.
It is the sport that has everything a person would need,
Combining mental strength with brawn and speed.
Stars have been born, legends have died,
Players of mediocre skill tossed into the tide,
Yet the game doesn’t lose its charm/appeal,
For that glorious shot or that fielding haram/ appalling misfield,
Still captivates us fanatics day in and day out,
Leaving us with lingering doubts,
About “What Ifs” and “How’s” swimming in our mind,
If that blasted umpire just hadn’t been so kind.
If the fielder had just hit the wicket,
But then again, that’s all a part of cricket!
 
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apple pie, eat it until you die
if you want it, we can supply you..
got enough to feed the whole town yo..
we wont hurt you
until you try to..
 
who does that go to
why you pointin me out no for?
 

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