The rhyme all the time thread

[Harrypotter_fan]

abBh you accept
that Usy is apt,
his rhymes are class
so watch your path

 

[Skater]

What a strange idea for a thread
I wanted to say what a great idea
That you've got here
But the rules are hurting my head.

 

[Harrypotter_fan]

Rhyme little more Lee
And you may become Brett Lee,
This thread will become a hit
So count the posts you git

 

[usy]

All USY HATERS out there, you wanted it.


I was bored of these rhymin pests,
I was waking down the street and this guy got me depressed.
Guys you hate me and you hate every rapper,
and expect me to be impressed, by you normal writer
so what if I don’t rhyme, I am a rapper with quality
I cant see nothing between us, no equality
While you have irregularity
I am the best, in front of you all rest,
But you don’t realize, You just want to idealize
The wrong things in society, is what you adopt
I will remain the best, and i will opt
For the even better, while you take the bitter
I used no bro, yo, crook, hood, or heavy hitter,
And i still kick ass, why do you wanna make the topic turn
you must be nervous, I can hear your stomach churn,
in this cypher it's bout to be your turn, so let the beat burn,

 

[Harrypotter_fan]

Thats unbeatable
and the others aren't able,
You all have been by Usy looted
And your rhymes will go muted!

Isnt this strange
my rhymes aren't lame,
My rhymes support Usy always
As i'm a great rhymer anyways

 

[usy]

I’m spittin out of my mic, and p*ssed at you
Watch out man, my G’s are coming through
Where did you guys come from?, looks like zoo
Yes I’m dissin, but you made me do it
With all you guys sayin stuff and talkin bull-sh*t
I wanna spit on the mic once again,
Yes i was involved, can’t you see the blood stain
On my shirt, face, bloody train
But if you still think your the best,
I have no words for you, I can only request.
Also big up, drew and Harrypotter_fan
I much appreciate that backup man

You are crazy and possibly on crack,
coz everyone knows usy can't rap.

who are you? do i know you?
ohh, maybe that crazy fool,
the above says all to you.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Now thats much better usy
That had some good solid rhymes
Unfortunately, too all us purists here
Rapping is still poetry's ultimate crime.

 

[usy]

Rapping is still poetry's ultimate crime.

 

[AbBh]

You're neither a poet nor a rapper,
its only apt to call you a crapper.
You've lost all my respect, not that you had any.
You are out numbered, friends you don't have many.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Now now, thats a bit harsh.
Rapping, I suppose, could be called an art
And only the artist really understands his work
The flaws and twists and odditties and quirks.
Fair enough, you don't think much of rap
I myself do feel it is crap
But give him some credit, for he may be good at what he loves
Even if it is something that only a gangster on a high does.

 

[Abhas]

now thats a thread i'd call cool,
people who don't like it can be called fools.
i'd guess the whole of PC will go drool
over the new rhyming thread which acts as a tool
while sitting on a stool
or playing pool
to enjoy this poem and clap

 

[usy]

You're neither a poet nor a rapper,
its only apt to call you a crapper.
You've lost all my respect, not that you had any.
You are out numbered, friends you don't have many.

You said i was neither a poet either a rapper
You know I was to call you a fagg*t?
Then you went on to call me a crapper
But how do kids learn English, also they have to be nice
Your just a dirt, with no ace, no ice.
So you had no respect for me, since that’s your nature
Mirror up to nature; to show virtue her own feature
Is what Shakespeare said, but how can it show up a stupid face
I have no friends, does not fit your last lines pace,
You just said it to make yourslef look kool.
Thanks, you’ve made yourself a total fool.

I killed you

Go home, sleep tight
dream well.

Song is not bad ai

 

[barmyarmy]

Usy, you is getting your knickers all in a twist
No-one here is questioning your right to exist
Try to appreciate that we respect who you are
I feel the things you are saying now are going too far
Violence solves nothing and us rappers have a duty
To shy away from that stuff and talk instead about beauty
Sometimes you gotta turn aside, you know its time to be strong
Don't go losing your cool cos someone said you was wrong
You should follow your dreams and go where you want to be
And maybe in those dreams you will become an MC
In the words of another you got some issues to face
Until you've conquered those demons just chill out in this place
Let your anger fade away and just let go of the fight
This matters more than if you're wrong or you're right
Play some happy beats and put a spring in your stride
Then you can face the world anew with no need to hide
Good luck as an MC but take some advice from a friend
This threads about rhyming, I'm damn sure that's the trend
If you choose to go your own way I'll be there by your side
Just remember to strap up as it's a hell of a ride

 

[evertonfan]

Today in college with my newly browned hair,
the lads and the ladies expressed their despair,
"why oh why did you rid of the blonde Matty mate?"
I said "I fancied a change as the blonde was sedate".
As they got to used to my funky new doo,
Lucy and Manda said they wanted it too,
this just goes to show that the Matt that you know,
is the one who sets trends that the people follow

 

[BigCrickNan]

Matt is fat
he's uglier cat
even he know's that
he can't afford a flat
and can't use a cricket bat
but he can remain where he is sat
and he'll do just that