The Ultimate Cricketer [Round 1 of Auckland Qualifiers Complete]

Eek. Great point there MaD. I got confused between Steve Bucknor and Billy Bucknor, resulting in a hybrid - a black man who has erratic pin-counting techniques.

I think I'll leave it as it is. :)
 
Auckland Qualifiers

MN: Well, that was an interesting result. Murali's little bastard makes his first appearance.. we'll definitely be seeing more of him this tournament.

IC: Now, I think, we'll take a quick break - and do our crowd watch. We've got a lot of fans in here for the Auckland Qualifiers - oh, wait a second, yep, I think I just saw a sheep walk past outside - and, yep, half the arena has gone after it. Well, in the crowd remaining today we have Jesse Ryder, who featured in the last match after his memorable hamburger throw - don't forget, he'll be competing in this tournament as well, later on! There's another member in the crowd - the famous BCVS! He's holding a sign saying "I love Jesse Ryder" it seems.. oh dear, Jesse Ryder has spotted him.. Jesse Ryder is running over to him.. Jesse Ryder trips! Oh my god, Jesse Ryder just landed on an innocent girl.. I doubt we'll be seeing her again. Now, back to the match.

Match 3: Richard Jones vs Anaru Kitchen


Richard Jones (in training for the match)
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Anaru Kitchen
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Referee: Aleem Dar

Well, the experienced Richard Jones who has even featured for New Zealand in 1 cage match and 5 standard matches comes up against the relatively inexperienced cricketer Anaru Kitchen. Richard Jones has over 5000 first-class punches to his name and he has trained hard for this event by toughening his skull, as shown in picture above. However, the 25 year old Anaru Kitchen will undoubtedly be quicker on his feet, and it should be interesting to see which way this result goes..

Richard Jones gets the advantage early, the experienced wrestler using his technique to execute a hip-toss on Kitchen, before following it up with a jawbreaker - although a very mild one at that, Kitchen seems perfectly fine. Kitchen gets back up, and is immediately shoved into the turnbuckle by Jones, who follows that up with a closed fist to the face. 5001 first class punches now for Jones. Kitchen gets back to his feet and tackles Jones around the waist, taking him to ground before unloading a few Randy Orton style 'punches' into the face of Jones. "Tsuuu Tsuuu Tsuuu" yells Kitchen as he 'punches' Jones, his fist clearly missing by 10-20 centimetres. Yep, he's clearly been watching too much of Randy Orton.

Jones escapes from Kitchen's grasp and gets to his feet, with the advantage of the ropes. Kitchen comes walking over, but Jones grabs him and throws him against the rope, before following him on his way to deliver a back elbow to the face! A great move from Jones, he's really showing some good technique here. Definitely one of the stronger technical wrestlers in New Zealand, although his strength is debatable.

Jones hauls Kitchen to his feet, and grabs Kitchen around the head.. before lifting him into a suplex! A nice move there from Jones.. Kitchen looks seriously hurt. What's happening now.. Jones is climbing up on to the turnbuckle! He's on the top turnbuckle.. Kitchen doesn't seem to have a clue where he's at.. what move is Jones going to execute? He faces Kitchen.. jumps off the turnbuckle, and WOW! Executes a Shooting Star Press! That's one of the better moves we've seen this tournament, an incredible Shooting Star Press executed with perfect technique! Jones covers Kitchen... 1... 2... a kick out from Kitchen! Nobody thought he'd escape from that! Kitchen is refusing to die!

Jones isn't done yet though. It looks like he's attempting another suplex.. this could be fatal! He lifts Kitchen up.. Kitchen slides out the back, and hits the belly to belly suplex on Jones! Kitchen twists his foot around Jones neck.. and locks in the figure-four sleeper hold! Jones is struggling to get to the ropes... can he get out.. NO HE CAN'T! Jones taps out, Kitchen has won with a remarkable comeback! The Figure-four sleeper hold proves to be the match-winning move for Kitchen, a fine effort from him to progress to the next stage!

Winner: Anaru Kitchen
 
Wow, what an idea. I swear Blake, you're the most creative member on this forum. Keep it up.
 
Auckland Qualifiers

MN: Well, Kitchen did very well to win that match, especially after that Shooting Star Press from Jones. I haven't seen one of them for many years. That was really an incredible move from Richard Jones, he made it look so easy - a great effort from the master, even if he did lose just moments later.

RB: Er, Mark, just yesterday afternoon on Raw there were eight Shooting Star Presses alone.

MN: Richie, I don't watch that WWE crap. It's only for 10 year old kids and Indians, as everybody knows.

RB: Well, I still enjoy it and I'm pushing 100 for christ's sake.

MN: That's enough Richie, we really need to get back to the action. Next up is another boring thrilling match between some randoms Greg Morgan and Tarun Nethula.

Match 3: Greg Morgan vs Tarun Nethula


Greg Morgan
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Tarun Nethula
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Referee: Rudi Koertzen

We have a poor referee for this match in Rudi Koertzen, so you can probably expect a few cheap shots - Koertzen has very poor eyesight so he can't often see what is actually going on.

Nethula and Morgan enter the ring, and the match commences..

Nethula tests out the ropes early, with a few runs back and forth, not really doing anything. Morgan decides to start the action, by walking right in front of Nethula's path.. and Nethula cartwheels and kicks Morgan in the face! What a start form the acrobatic Nethula - a very nice move there indeed! Morgan gets back to his feet and takes down Nethula with a standard snap-mare - a low impact move there. Greg Morgan immediately gets Nethula in a headlock, but Nethula gouges Morgan's face - with no interruption from Rudi Koertzen, who seems to be confused what he is actually doing.

Nethula tackles Morgan to the ground now, and applies the arm wrench to Morgan - a smart strategy there, immediately working on that arm. Morgan seems in pain.. but he manages to duck out of it, and counters with a gorilla press slam! Great move there from Morgan. Morgan quickly covers.. Rudi Koertzen takes a while... he's started counting! Great job there from Rudi. 1......... he's kicked out on one. An extremely slow count there from Koertzen, interesting..

Morgan grabs Nethula's hand and lifts him to his feet, but Nethula counters it by grabbing Morgan's arm and sending him against the ropes.. and he follows it up with a vicious clothesline! That must've hurt. Nethula again goes and applies the arm wrench to Morgan's arm - the same arm he was working on before. A clever strategy by Nethula, it seems to be working now, as Morgan looks to be in quite some pain. Morgan is really struggling.. but he's finally gotten out of it. He gets to his feet, and throws Nethula against the rope... but Nethula rebounds quickly and hits him with a diving shoulder! Great hit by Nethula, Morgan looks to be in a world of pain now!

Nethula wastes no time lifting Morgan to his feet, hauling him up by his injured shoulder. He again tries to send Morgan to the rope, but Morgan reverses it and throws Nethula against the rope. Nethula doesn't rebound though, instead he holds on to the rope - but Morgan is running at him, evidently going to hit him with a clothesline to ring-side... Nethula ducks.. and lifts him over! Morgan goes flying out of the ring and lands in the aisle... on to the hard floor, that must've hurt! What a move by Tarun Nethula!

Morgan takes a long time to recover, but Nethula seems in no rush. He climbs out of the ring slowly and lifts Morgan to his feet, before hoisting him on to his back.. and he walks over to the steel stairs! Don't do it! He's going for the fall-away slam on to the stairs.. but Morgan drops behind him and pulls him on to the stairs! Nethula is injured! Morgan slides back into the ring and whispers something in Rudi Koertzen's ear, before sliding $50 into his hand.. and Koertzen appears to be counting Nethula out at an incredible speed! 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6..

Nethula realises what is happening.. 7.. 8.. and 9.. slides back into the ring narrowly making it before Rudi Koertzen finishes counting. Morgan almost won that!

Morgan grabs Nethula, who is still wounded after that shot to the steel stairs, and gets him to his feet.. he walks around the back of Nethula, and hits him with a lariat right into the back! Morgan walks over to the turnbuckle.. he's untying the top turnbuckle! Oh dear, watch out Nethula! He throws the padding away.. Rudi Koertzen is distracted! He's trying to tie it back on.. Morgan quickly slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from the side! Koertzen is still tying the padding back on.. Nethula is getting to his feet dazed.. and WHACK! Morgan delivers what looks like a fatal shot to the face with the steel chair! Koertzen finishes tying on the padding.. he has no idea what just happened.. Morgan covers Nethula and it's 1.... 2.... 3....!

Morgan wins the match!

Winner: Greg Morgan
 
Well, I realise this is starting to get a bit repetitive each match, and with all the countries still needing to be done this could take ages to do.

So, instead, I'm simply going to post a much shorter summary of each match, compared to a huge one - otherwise I will never finish this story. Obviously I will do a bigger summary as the matches get more serious, but not that many people probably care about Auckland Qualifiers. :p



Auckland Qualifiers

Match 4: Jeet Raval vs Lance Shaw

Referee: Simon Taufel

An entertaining match started with Jeet Raval taking advantage of Lance Shaw, executing numerous moves, but the match was thrown into disarray after Scott Styris, the man who would face the winner of this match, ran into the ring and unleashed hell, punching Jeet Raval repeatedly before suplexing Lance Shaw, before making a quick exit. It was ultimately Jeet Raval who utilised his interference the best, recovering quickly before handing a DDT to Lance Shaw and then following it up with a hammerlock submission which Shaw couldn't manage to escape from.

Winner: Jeet Raval

That concludes the first round! Now, we step into the next round - the battles should be extremely fierce here, and it will be interesting to see who can go on.

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I reckon Scotty, Tuffey, or Bates.
Scotty as he's a pretty big guy, while Tuffey and Bates are both big fast bowlers.
 
Auckland Qualifiers: Round 2

The card for tonight's event!
Match 1: Michael Bates vs Roneel Hira (Table Match)
Match 2: Anaru Kitchen vs Greg Morgan (Casket Match)
Match 3: Jeet Raval vs Scott Styris (Ladder Match)
Match 4: Daryl Tuffey vs Reece Young (Hell in a Cell Match)

Match 1: Michael Bates vs Roneel Hira

It would be Bates up against Hira in the first match of a promising card - and they would be competing in a table match! The rules state a wrestler must for a match to finish - and ringside has been stacked with tables!

Roneel Hira started strongly, dominating Bates immediately and bringing a table into the ring. Bates soon countered though and attempted to set up the table before he was ambushed by Hira from behind. Hira then lifted Bates up into a fireman's carry, but Bates dropped out of it, and pushed him at the table, sending it clattering to ringside. After a gruelling match, it appeared Roneel Hira had the advantage after he hit a vicious DDT on Bates, seemingly dazing him and concussing him. Bates seemed to have no clue where he was at and Hira set up the table before lifting Bates on to it, lying him on the table. From there, Hira climbed up on to the top turnbuckle and prepared for the frog splash that would end the match... but Bates rolled off the table! Hira crashed through the table, that was an amateur effort from Hira; Bates simply rolled off the table at the last second and it is Hira who has to suffer, Bates wins the match!

Winner: Michael Bates

Match 2: Anaru Kitchen vs Greg Morgan

It was an Undertaker special here as the two cricketers came out to fight - the condition stating that a wrestler must be shut inside the casket that was laying by ringside for the match to finish. There were no disqualifications, no pinfalls and no submissions - it was the casket or nothing.

Greg Morgan got off to a confident start, hitting Kitchen with a corkscrew armdrag and then sending him into the ropes before following it up with a nasty elbow to the face, but Kitchen fought back with an explosive suplex. "That was a nice suplex," says Ian Chappell. Thanks for that, Chaps. As it turned out, Greg Morgan didn't have much stamina - Kitchen hit him with a powerslam which seemed to render him near unconscious, and he stomped Morgan's head into the casket, a nasty finishing move. As he was about to shut the lid, Morgan retaliated by kicking the lid open and attempting to climb out, but Kitchen climbed out of the ring and tackled the casket lid, closing it on Morgan to end a relatively boring match.

Winner: Anaru Kitchen

Match 3: Jeet Raval vs Scott Styris

Next up was the wily Scott Styris taking on the enthuasiastic Jeet Raval, who had won in fine fashion last round to make it this far. The match would be a ladder match - the first person to set up a ladder in the middle of the ring, climb up the ladder and claim the belt would win. Except - this time, it was a large pie hanging from the ceiling - the winner would be rewarded with it, as well as an entrance to the next round.

Raval started well, dropping Styris to the mat with a gorilla press slam, and he followed it with a few nasty punches to the air near Styris' head, whilst Styris pretended to be hurt. Raval continued the momentum, choking Styris illegally for fifteen seconds before Rudi Koertzen realised what was going on. Styris, however, took the advantage from Raval's arguing with Koertzen, and slung him to the ground with a rugby tackle - nothing pretty about that. He then walked outside the ring, grabbing a ladder that was set up, and threw it into the ring, before sliding in himself. Styris thought about setting it up, but seeing Raval moving, he instead hit him in the head with it, and then set it up in the middle. He began to climb slowly up one side, a stupid mistake that wrestlers always make in ladder matches, and Raval recovered quickly and climbed up the other side. It was a true battle for the pie.. they both reached the top together, before exchanging blows.. hang on... what's this?!?? Styris lifts Raval on to his shoulders.. surely not.. ZOMG!!1!11!!1111!!!! HE JUST SUPLEXED HIM OUT OF THE RING! Styris just suplexed Raval out of the ring completely, over the top rope and all! Surely there must be a few broken bones after that encounter.. hang on a second! WHO'S THIS? JESSE RYDER JUST CLIMBED OVER THE BARRICADE... he slides into the ring, begins to climb slowly up the ladder.. and grabs the pie!! JESSE RYDER HAS WON THE PIE! NOW HE'S EATING IT! Well, that was to be expected, anyway.

Winner: ?

Match 4: Daryl Tuffey vs Reece Young

The most brutal match of all now - a Hell in a Cell contest between these two wrestlers. It should be an extremely tough match.

Daryl Tuffey got the early advantage, but Reece Young fought back, and the two exchanged basic moves for a while, with nothing threatening. It wasn't long, however, before Tuffey slid out under the ring, and started to climb the outside of the cage. Young had other ideas though, stealing a chair from the announcer and clubbing Tuffey with it, seeing Tuffey fall off the side on to the floor. Young waited until Tuffey stood up, before he charged at him with the chair again, hitting him right in the face, causing Tuffey to bleed. Now, it was Young who began to climb up to the top of the cage. He reached the top and began to taunt to the crowd, with Tuffey still on the ground, but it wasn't long before Tuffey began to climb up himself. The two wrestlers fought on the top of the cage for a bit, before Young hit Tuffey with a snap suplex, seeing Tuffey recoiling in pain on the top of the cage. It was here that Young threatened a possibly career-ending move, lifting Tuffey on to his back and walking over to the edge of the cell. It looked like he was going to hit the fall-away slam off the edge of the cell on Tuffey - a move that would almost kill him. But Tuffey managed to slide out of it, and he quickly regained the initiative, grabbing Young's head and walking over to the centre of the cell, stomping on one of the sections, sending it clattering to the ring. He then walked over to the edge of it.. oh surely not... YES HE IS! Tuffey hits an incredible DDT down to the ring on Young, what a move! Young falls all the way to the ring and lands on his neck, it surely looks broken now.. Tuffey managed to absorb the impact by landing on Young's head. That doesn't look good. Young is in no state to fight back.. let alone breathe, and Tuffey covers him up with an easy pin. Is Young okay!?!?

Winner: Daryl Tuffey
 
hang on a second! WHO'S THIS? JESSE RYDER JUST CLIMBED OVER THE BARRICADE... he slides into the ring, begins to climb slowly up the ladder.. and grabs the pie!! JESSE RYDER HAS WON THE PIE! NOW HE'S EATING IT! Well, that was to be expected, anyway.

:laugh :laugh :laugh What a climax there. Pure Blake. Does that mean Jesse Ryder wins. Great update, KIU.
 
We'll see next round, what will happen after the results of that match... Jesse Ryder is already a default qualification by his status in New Zealand cricket, so he won't be fighting in the next round.. it might make it interesting. :)
 
Wasn't really much of a story, was it?

Well, there were some entertaining write-ups but overall the effort that I would have to put in was way too much. I hadn't even scratched the surface... I mean, Auckland, New Zealand? We weren't even close to finishing Auckland, let alone all the districts in New Zealand, let alone every single country that had members qualifying, let alone the fight after the top 50 had qualified..
 

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