Snitsky vs. Chris Masters - Singles
Match: Masterpiece hits a right hand. Fallaway slam by Chris Masters. Hooks the leg for a two count. Snitsky backdrops Chris Masters out of a piledriver attempt. Snitsky strikes Chris Masters. Snitsky strikes away at Chris Masters. Chris Masters takes a right hand to the temple from Snitsky. Masterpiece blocks a punch. Big piledriver on Snitsky.
Finish: Chris Masters has Snitsky down on the canvas. Here it comes...Master Lock! Snitsky taps!
Winner: Chris Masters
Aftermath: Snitsky leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Chris Masters comes running as well, and Snitsky gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle
Segment Rating: 72%
Carlito vs. Lance Cade - Singles
Match: Dropkick connects, Cade goes down. Carlito with a spinning neckbreaker on Cade. Hooks the leg for a two count. Carlito walks into a trip. Lance Cade uses an armbreaker to take Carlito down. Carlito takes a right hand to the temple from Cade. Weak bodyslam on Carlito by Cade. Carlito reverses a Lance Cade hammerlock. Cade walks into a spike slam.
Finish: Carlito moves in for the kill. Inverted Neckbreaker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Carlito
Aftermath: Lance Cade looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Cade has lost it!
Segment Rating: 68%
Bobby Lashley vs. Ken Kennedy - Singles
Match: Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Ken Kennedy uses a forearm to the face. Kennedy bodyslams Bobby Lashley. Lashley takes a headbutt from Ken Kennedy. There's a two count on the pin. Rude Awakening on Bobby Lashley by Kennedy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ken Kennedy gets taken down out of nowhere. Kennedy takes a headbutt from Bobby Lashley. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear by Bobby Lashley. Ken Kennedy pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Death valley driver by Ken Kennedy, Bobby Lashley is down and hurt. Bobby Lashley slugs Ken Kennedy, sending him down into the corner.
Finish: While Lashley fires up the crowd, Kennedy is removing the turnbuckle pad! Bobby Lashley comes over...but Kennedy grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Bobby Lashley face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Ken Kennedy rolls up the stunned Bobby Lashley: 1....2...3!
Winner: Misssttterrrrr Kennnnnneeddddddyy!... Keh-Neh-Dy!
Aftermath: Ken Kennedy remains in the ring, celebrating the victory with his mic
Segment rating: 65%
Super Crazy vs. Gregory Helms - Singles
Match: Super kick by Super Crazy. Tornado DDT from Super Crazy, Helms got planted. Tornado DDT from Super Crazy, Helms got planted. Pin, but Helms is out just before the three count. Driven DDT by Super Crazy. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Cover for a two count. Helms counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Spin kick by Gregory Helms to the face. Flying reverse elbow by Gregory Helms. Crazy blocks a kick from Gregory Helms. Super frankensteiner on Helms, who hit hard.
Finish: Super Crazy floors Gregory Helms...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Moonsault! 1....2....3.
Winner: Super Crazy
Aftermath: Gregory Helms has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles.
Segment Rating: 78%
The Spin said:Give it another read, 6.40 was my TV rating . I wish I could get 8.4, but the damn CW Network can't go much higher than 6.4
Viscera and The Great Khali vs The Highlanders- Tag Team Match
Match:Viscera snap suplexes Robbie. Stun Gun from Viscera! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Covers for a quick two count. Viscera tags out to Khali. Viscera and Khali whip Robbie into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Covers for a quick two count. Bodyslam by Khali. Khali misses a clothesline. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Robbie. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Robbie and Rory McAllister. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Rory. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Rory McAllister hits a rolling kick on Khali. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Khali reverses a Rory hammerlock. Khali slams Rory McAllister down and motions to the crowd. Tag to Viscera. Viscera gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Rory. Tag between Rory and Robbie. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Viscera. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word.
Finish:Robbie is in trouble. Sex Drive! 1....2....3!
Aftermath:Viscera and The Great Khali are celebrating. Rory and Robbie turn them around and...The Scot Drop!
Winner: Viscera and The Great Khali
William Regal vs Rene Dupree- Singles
Match:Brainbuster suplex by William Regal, who apparently is in the mood to bust some brains. William Regal brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Dupree. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Dupree. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Gut buster, Dupree hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Dupree counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Rude Awakening on William Regal by Dupree. Big piledriver on Regal. Rene Dupree gets taken down out of nowhere.
Finish:Gutwrench into a powerbomb, Dupree hits hard. William Regal moves in for the kill. Power Of The Punch!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Aftermath:Rene Dupree offers a handshake to Regal...and he accepts it! No! William Regal levels Dupree with a cheap shot right hand! William Regal spins Dupree around. William Regal hits the Power Of The Punch! Rene Dupree has been floored after the match.
Winner: William Regal
Rob Van Dam vs Tommy Dreamer- Singles
Match:Kick from Rob Van Dam to the leg. Second rope flying axe handle, Dreamer goes down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dreamer ducks a wild right hand. Flying shoulder tackle by Dreamer sends RVD to the mat. Tommy Dreamer fires off some right and left hands. Big clothesline on RVD. Rob Van Dam fights out of a grapple. Super frankensteiner on Dreamer, who hit hard.
Finish: Rob Van Dam floors Tommy Dreamer...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Five Star Frog Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3!
Aftermath: Rob Van Dam extends his hand to Dreamer...and it is accepted!
John Cena vs Big Show vs Batista- Triple Threat- WWE Heat Television Title
Match:Show gets slammed. Cena takes a headbutt from Batista. Show kicks Batista in the gut to reverse the momentum. Big piledriver on Batista. Full nelson slam on Cena. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on Show. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Show blocks the suplex attempt. Show hits a stump piledriver on Batista. John Cena scores with a standing spinebuster.
Finish:John Cena gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!!
Winner: John Cena- New WWE Heat Television Champion
Beth Phoenix vs Mickie James- Singles- Womens Title
Match: Kick from Mickie James to the leg. Mickie hits an arm drag on Phoenix. Mickie James uses a running dropkick into the corner. Slingshot clothesline by Mickie, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Beth Phoenix slams Mickie, who rolls onto her stomach. What is Mickie James doing? Beth Phoenix picks her up and signals for a powerbomb.
Finish: She raises Mickie up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by her opponent in the process! Mickie James is on top! 1....2....3!
Winner: Mickie James- New WWE Womens Champion
Aftermath: Looking at the replay, it appears that Mickie had taken a chain out of her tights and wrapped it around her fist! Beth Phoenix must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! Beth Phoenix goes nuts, screaming and yelling at everyone within earshot.
Jamie Noble vs Jimmy Wang Yang vs Johnny Nitro- Triple Threat
Match:Spinning back kick from Jimmy Wang Yang. Noble walks into a high dropkick from Jimmy Wang Yang. Yang walks into a trip. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Noble crushes Nitro with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Second rope flying axe handle, Noble goes down. Jamie Noble avoids a Jimmy Wang Yang avalanche. Nitro \ Noble whip Yang into the corner. Johnny Nitro whips Jamie Noble in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Vicious kick to the teeth from Johnny Nitro. Noble hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Nitro drops out the back of a Jamie Noble bodyslam attempt. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory?
Finish:Melina is at ringside! Yang wastes valuable time by yelling at Melina! Johnny Nitro takes advantage of the distraction and nails Yang from behind! Johnny Nitro has Jimmy Wang Yang down on the canvas. Standing SSP! 1....2....3.
Winner: Johnny Nitro
Shelton Benjamin vs Ron Killings- No DQ- Intercontinental Title
Match:Flying cookie sheet shot by Shelton, blasting Killings. Shelton crushes Killings with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ron Killings avoids a Shelton Benjamin avalanche. Standing leg lariat by Ron Killings on Shelton. Killings hits a dropkick on Shelton Benjamin. Cover for a two count. Ron Killings dropkicks Shelton after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Pin, but Shelton is out just before the three count. Killings uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Shelton blocks the suplex attempt. Lightning kick by Shelton on Killings. Cover for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Shelton Benjamin. That looked brutal. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Driven DDT by Shelton Benjamin. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Shelton Benjamin hits a table shot to the ribs. Killings blocks the suplex attempt. Killings uses a basement dropkick to the knee.
Finish:Springboard dropkick from Ron Killings. Nicely done. Ron Killings moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Axe Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: Ron Killings- New Intercontinental Champion
Aftermath:Shelton Benjamin gives a murderous look toward Ron Killings...and attacks! Killings gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Shelton picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken.
Degeneration X vs Hardy Boyz- Tag Team- World Tag Team Titles
Match:Spear by Triple H. M.Hardy tags out to Jeff Hardy. Flying shoulder tackle by HHH sends J.Hardy to the mat. HHH tags out to Shawn Michaels. HBK crushes J.Hardy with a running senton. Tag between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. Shawn Michaels hits a bulldog off the ropes.
Finish: Belly to belly off the top rope, M.Hardy got folded up big time. Matt Hardy is in trouble. Sweet Chin Music!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Degeneration X- New Tag Team Champions
Aftermath:The Hardy Boyz look like they aren't done...and they attack DX! After an exchange of blows, HBK and HHH are laid out in the ring.
Chris Benoit vs Chris Jericho- Submission
Match:Standing leg lariat by Chris Jericho on Benoit. Jericho uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Second rope flying axe handle, Benoit goes down. Benoit counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Benoit crushes Jericho with a running senton. Chris Jericho elbows Chris Benoit in the face to break a hammerlock. Benoit takes a hurrancarana from Chris Jericho. Tiger suplex on Benoit, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Jericho drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Belly to belly suplex by Benoit. Jericho blocks a punch. Hard back suplex on Benoit. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher?
Finish:Chris Jericho has Chris Benoit down...and locks in the Walls Of Jericho for the submission victory!
Winner: Chris Jericho
Aftermath: Chris Jericho gives a murderous look toward Chris Benoit...and attacks! Benoit gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Jericho leaves the ring having left Benoit down and out.
The Rock vs Kane- Singles- WWE Title
Match:Kane gets slammed. Kane powers out of a The Rock headlock. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Kane uses a forearm to the face. The Rock charges, Kane moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Death valley driver by Kane, The Rock got planted. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Kane gets taken down out of nowhere. Flying shoulder tackle by Rock sends Kane to the mat. Spear by The Rock. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lifting DDT by The Rock, looked good. Pin, but Kane is out just before the three count. The Rock gets taken down out of nowhere. Nice piledriver on Rock. Hooks the leg for a close fall.
Finish:Kane misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Kane is in trouble. Rock Bottom! 1....2....3.
Winner: The Rock- New WWE Champion
Aftermath:The Rock climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory.