Sabu vs. CM Punk - Singles - ECW Extreme Title
STIFF high kick on Sabu by CM Punk. Punk hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Punk just WAFFLES Sabu with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! There's a two count on the pin. Big dropkick by CM Punk, who got a ton of air on the move. Covers for a quick two count. Sabu powers out of a headlock. Sabu connects with rights and lefts and CM Punk is down! Covers for a quick two count. Spear by Sabu. Sabu misses a clothesline. DDT from the top rope by CM Punk. That looked KILLER. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Sabu floors Punk, then signals for the Triple Jump Moonsault. Meanwhile, CM Punk has something in his hands. Sabu comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. I don't think the fight has finished. CM Punk and Sabu have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.
10 man Battle Royal - ECW-X title
Fallaway slam by Balls Mahoney puts down Terry Funk. STIFF~! chop lights up Funker who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Test is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Test was eliminated by Credible. (Elimination # 1) Samoa Joe hits some punches. How generic. Joe tried to eliminate Rhino, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Terry Funk connects with rights and lefts and Balls Mahoney is down! Balls Mahoney got eliminated by Funker. (Elimination # 2) Richards scoops and slams CW Anderson. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Stevie Richards with a spinning neckbreaker on CW. Dreamer is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Bodyslam by Funker. CW Anderson hits some punches. How generic. CW threw Samoa Joe over the top rope, but Samoa Joe skinned the cat to save himself! STIFF~! chop lights up Richards who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Stevie Richards got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Funker. (Elimination # 3) Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, CW Anderson ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Death valley driver by CW Anderson! No one executes that move properly anymore. Joe takes a headbutt from Terry Funk. Funker slams Samoa Joe down and motions to the crowd. BAAACK Body drop by Credible gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Justin Credible was eliminated by Rhino. (Elimination # 4) Funker hits a right hand. Tommy Dreamer was eliminated by Funker. (Elimination # 5) Rhino takes a quick lariat. Joe went for the elimination, but Rhino held on to the ropes at the last possible second! CW is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. CW Anderson got bundled out by Rhino. (Elimination # 6) Rhino with a spinning neckbreaker on Roadkill. Roadkill got eliminated by Rhino. (Elimination # 7) Spinebuster by Samoa Joe. Joe tried to eliminate Rhino, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Rhino walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Funker tried to eliminate Rhino, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Funker takes a headbutt from Samoa Joe. Terry Funk got bundled out by Joe. (Elimination # 8) Joe hits a right hand. Flying shoulder tackle by Joe sends Rhino CRASHING to the mat. Samoa Joe has Rhino down on the canvas. Rhino gets locked in the Kokina Clutch! Rhino goes limp! Joe threw Rhino all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one.
Big Show vs. Raven - ECW Rules - ECW Television Title
Big Show throws Raven into a shopping trolley. Show hits a piledriver on Raven. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. Raven fights out of a grapple. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Raven ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Flying shoulder tackle by Raven sends Show CRASHING to the mat. Covers for a quick two count. Raven smashes a Playstation console over the head of Show. Should have used an X-Box, they're much bigger. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Raven slams Big Show down and motions to the crowd. Raven misses a clothesline. Nice piledriver on Raven. There's a two count on the pin. High Angle DDT by Big Show just SPIKES Raven down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. BIG clothesline on Raven. Raven gets thrown over the table. Raven counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Big Show by Raven. Remember when that was a legit finish? Powerbomb on Show. Big Show can barely stand. Raven Effect! 1....2....3. Big Show gives a murderous look toward Raven...and attacks! Raven gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Show picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken.
Kurt Angle vs. Rob Van Dam and Paul Heyman - 2 on 1 Handicap - Shot or Suspension
Paul Heyman connects on Kurt Angle with a flurry in the corner...but no one seems to care. RVD hits a dropkick on Kurt Angle and gets right back up. RVD \ Heyman hook up Angle, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Side suplex from Heyman. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Pin, but Angle is out just before the three count. Paul Heyman scoops up Angle. RVD bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Angle goes for a splash but Heyman puts the knees up. RVD walks into a stiff sit-out jaw breaker. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Heyman powers out of a headlock. A powerslam so weak, my grandmother could have performed it, is actually pulled off by Heyman on Angle. Heyman \ RVD whip Angle into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Angle counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! TIGER DRIVER '91~! Almost KILLS RVD. Hooks the leg for a two count. Angle charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Powerslam from Paul Heyman on Angle. Big piledriver on Angle. Kurt Angle grabs Rob Van Dam from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but RVD rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Angle over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it!
London and Kendrick vs. Funaki_Scotty - Tag - WWE Tag Team Titles
Kendrick pinned Scotty for the win. After the match, Funaki_Scotty attacked their opponents.
JBL vs. Undertaker - Singles/Best of 3 Series - US Title
Undertaker pinned JBL after a Tombstone Piledriver. After the match, JBL got revenge by beating down the Undertaker.
Chris Benoit vs. Booker T - Singles
Benoit won by DQ as Sharmell was spotted by the ref attacking Benoit. Booker then attacked the ref.
AJ Styles vs. Matt Hardy vs. Super Crazy vs. Chavo Guerrero - Fatal 4 Way - No. 1 Contender for the Cruiserweight Title
AJ Styles pinned Matt Hardy after interference from Rey Mysterio. After the match they stared each other down.
Batista and Christopher Daniels vs. Randy Orton and William Regal - Tag - Choice of match for No Mercy main event
Batista pinned Regal after a Batista Bomb, Orton then tried to attack, but Daniels fought him off.