WWE - The Golden Era Roleplaying League - Monday Night Raw..

[iridescentt]

Woot. Look who won the Royal Rumble. Esh!

By the way Shan, is roleplaying necessary? Like does it give the user an advantage (I'm guessing it doesn't because thats not how EWR runs).

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Woot. Look who won the Royal Rumble. Esh!

By the way Shan, is roleplaying necessary? Like does it give the user an advantage (I'm guessing it doesn't because thats not how EWR runs).

Yeah to some extend it is necessary.. If you see many of results have decided in the favour of Epic ie Sheamus, Mark Henry, Bella Twins and The Miz becoz of Zorax's Rp..

 

[shantanu_rooney]

15th February, 2010

Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw from California.W are just one week away from Elimination Chamber. With me I have Jerry Lawler as usual.
Jerry Lawler: Thanks Michael, we have some great matches today, including the triple threat tag team match for the Unified WWE Championship.

John Cena is in the ring. Randy Orton comes out, and challenges him to a match tonight. The challenge is accepted.


Brie Bella vs Melina.
Match Background: Brie Bella is the reigning WWE Divas champion, and has been since 31 January 2010.
The Match: Melina arm drags Brie over and locks on an armbar. Melina hits a shitty missile dropkick on Brie. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brie kicks Melina in the gut to reverse the momentum. Brie hits a short arm drag on Melina. Brie hits a dropkick on Melina. Actually, it barely touched! Covers for a quick two count. Swan dive headbutt from Brie but without much elevation on the move. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Melina walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Melina comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Badly executed second rope splash by Melina. Covers for a quick two count. Flying knee to the face from Melina. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Melina hits an arm drag on Brie, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Melina hits a back kick, doubling Brieover. Melina misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Melina takes a knee lift from Brie. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Slingshot clothesline by Brie, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Brie Bella moves in for the kill. Small Package! 1....2....3. Melina gives a murderous look toward Brie Bella...and attacks! Brie gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Melina picks her up...and launches her over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken.
Winner: Brie Bella
MAtch rating: *1/2

Segment Two
Chavo Guerrero vs Santino Marella and Hornswoggle.
Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. This is a continuation of the Marella vs Chavo feud.
The Match: Santino Marella connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Horny hits a dropkick on Chavo Guerrero. Horny \ Marella whip Chavo into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Chavo! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Santino Marella scoops up Chavo. Horny bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Chavo Guerrero gets taken down out of nowhere! Chavo crushes Horny with a huge legdrop. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Marella counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Santino Marella snap suplexes Chavo HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Marella is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Marella \ Horny whip Chavo into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. Chavo counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Vicious kick to the teeth from Chavo Guerrero. There's a two count on the pin. Marella counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and Chavo hits hard. Back heel kick from Horny on Chavo. Chavo Guerrero can barely stand. Rolling Cutter!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Marella and Horny
Mtch Rating: **1/2

Segment Three
Carlito vs Evan Bourne.
The Match: Evan Bourne connects with a back heel kick on Carlito and gets back up quickly. Standing leg lariat by Evan Bourne on Carlito. Bourne hits a dropkick on Carlito and gets right back up. Evan Bourne hits a rolling kick on Carlito. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Carlito fights out of a grapple. Bodyslam by Carlito. Carlito hits a stalling suplex on Bourne. There's a two count on the pin. Evan Bourne fights out of a grapple. SUPER frankensteiner on Carlito, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Evan Bourne. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bourne charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Carlito snap suplexes Bourne. Bourne kicks Carlito in the gut to reverse the momentum. Evan Bourne hits a rolling kick on Carlito. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Carlito gets knocked to the ground by Bourne, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Shooting Star Press!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.
Winner: Evan Bourne
Match Rating: **3/4

Segment Four
Jerry Lawler is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Montel Vontavious Porter, who comes out from the back. They do a straight interview about what MVP is planning to do in the near future.

Segment Five
The Miz vs John Morrison.
Match Background: Morrison and The Miz have been feuding recently. The Miz has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Miz is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 28 December 2009.
The Match: The Miz kicks the leg, knocks Morrison down, and goes to work on it. Morrison takes a headbutt from The Miz. Running knee lift from The Miz. Flying elbow from The Miz connects. John Morrison reverses a hip toss. Morrison hits a dropkick on The Miz and gets right back up. Lightning kick by Morrison on The Miz. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Miz pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spear by The Miz. Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Morrison goes down. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. The Miz walks into a drop toe hold. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and The Miz goes down. The Miz counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Second rope flying axe handle, Morrison goes down. One day, The Miz might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. The Miz gets whipped into the corner. Morrison charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. The Miz uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Sheamus comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Sheamus spins Morrison around. Sheamus hits the 'Irish EPICness! John Morrison has been left down on the canvas.
Winner: John Morrison
Match Rating: ***

Segment Six
Randy Orton is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into John Cena. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Segment Seven
Big Show vs Kofi Kingston and Montel Vontavious Porter.
Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout.
The Match: MVP hits a right hand. Second rope flying axe handle, Show goes down. One day, Kingston might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Kingston \ MVP hook up Show, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Montel Vontavious Porter just KILLS Big Show! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! MVP \ Kingston hook up Show, then hit a double suplex. Show walks into a drop toe hold. Spear by Big Show. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. MVP ducks a wild right hand. Bodyslam by MVP. MVP \ Kingston whip Show into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Montel Vontavious Porter misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Big Show connects and Kofi Kingston is down! Big Show has Kofi Kingston down on the canvas. Colossal Clutch!!! Kofi Kingston taps out!
Winner: Big Show
Match Rating: ***

Segment Eight
Legacy vs Henry and Sheamus vs DX.
Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Legacy and Henry and Sheamus have been feuding recently. This match is for the WWE Unified Tag Team titles. DX have been WWE Unified Tag Team champions since 20 December 2009.
The Match: High Angle DDT by Sheamus just SPIKES Triple H down! Powerbomb on Dibiase. Henry and Sheamus whip HBK into the corner. Sheamus whips Mark Henry in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. C. Rhodes slams Sheamus. Ladder shot by C. Rhodes. Spear by Shawn Michaels. DX hook up Dibiase, then hit a double suplex. Spear by Sheamus. HBK rams Sheamus into the ladder. Cody Rhodes scores with a big spinebuster. Cody Rhodes gets taken down out of nowhere! HHH slams Ted DiBiase onto the ladder. High Angle DDT by Shawn Michaels just SPIKES Sheamus down! Triple H and Shawn Michaels go up the ladder and grab the prize for the win.
Winner: DX
Match Rating: ****1/4

Segment Nine
John Cena vs Randy Orton.
Match Background: Orton and Cena have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. John Cena is the reigning WWE champion.
The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, John Cena ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Cena slams Randy Orton. Fallaway slam by John Cena puts down Randy Orton. Fallaway slam by John Cena puts down Randy Orton. John Cena misses a clothesline. Bodyslam by Orton. Spinebuster by Randy Orton. Hooks the leg for a two count. John Cena once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Spinebuster by John Cena. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by John Cena! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Randy Orton elbows John Cena in the face to break a hammerlock. Cena gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Cena ducks a wild right hand. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Randy Orton by Cena. Remember when that was a legit finish? John Cena floors Randy Orton. Randy Orton gets locked in the STF! Submission victory! John Cena is still in the ring celebrating. Randy Orton pushes the referee away. Randy Orton spins Cena around. Randy Orton hits the RKO!
Winner: John Cena
Match Rating: ****

Match of the Day: Legacy vs Henry and Sheamus vs DX.
​

 

[surendar]

Winner: DX

Legacy should get dissolved now for loosing continuously against us, DX! Yes Yes Yes, DX rocks.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Goddamn you DX!

And Miz is on a bad streak too

 

[surendar]

You can't win DX, Zorax. If the legacy themselves struggle so badly against DX, you just stop dreaming from winning this ever-strong DX. We just rock. :banana2

 

[shantanu_rooney]

17th February, 2010.

Santino Marella v Chavo Guerrero
Match Background: Singles Match

Brie Bella(c) v Melina
Match Background: The match will for the WWE Divas's Championship.

Christian(c) v Shelton Benjamin
Match Background: ECW extreme rules match for the ECW Championship.

John Morrison v The Miz
Match Background: The match will a Last Man Standing bout.

DX(c) v Legacy
Match Background: The match will be a Tornado Tag Team match for the Unified WWE Tag Team Championship

Undertaker(c) v Kane v Chris Jericho v CM Punk
Match Background: The match will be a Fatal Four Way Elimination match for the World Heavyweight Title.

John Cena(c) v MVP v Big Show v Mark Henry
Match Background: The match will be a Fatal Four Way Elimination match for the WWE Championship.​

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Nice presentation.



'Takes Me Nowhere' by The Offspring his the speakers, and the TitanTron flashes to life...

Exciting
Passionate
Intensifying
Champions
EPIC!

EPIC make their way out from backstage. Sheamus, The Miz and The Bella Twins lead by Mark Henry. The crowd go up in huge cheer. They are all holding microphones. They climb into the ring, and Mark begins to address the crowds...

Mark Henry: This Wednesday...there will be No Way Out...

Sheamus: No Escape, No Mercy...

Niki Bella: The only way to survive, is to win!

Mark Henry: This Wednesday, we continue our rise to power in RAW by making our mark at No Way Out.

The Miz: Our opponents will be left begging for mercy once the battle is done..

Brie Bella: Our opponents will be left looking inferior like the nothings they are...

Mark Henry: A we will walk out with the Championships around our waist. We shall walk out leaving destruction in our path. We shall walk out triumphant, unstoppable and unbeatable, because we are truly...


EPIC!!!

'Takes me Nowhere' by The Offspring hits the speakers again as EPIC walk away to huge cheers.

 

[shantanu_rooney]

19th February, 2010

Matt Striker: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Friday night Smackdown. We are just a couple of weeks away from No Way Out. With me I have Jim Ross. Hello Jim!!
Jim Ross: Hello Matt!! Today we have some exciting matches lined up for us including our main event which is a fatal four way tag team match between DX, Lagacy, Jeri-Show and Brothers of Destruction.

Jeri-Show are backstage. They were on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Brothers Of Destruction.

Segment One
Mickie James vs Maria Kanellis.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE Women's title. Mickie James has been WWE Women's champion since 31 January 2010.
The Match: Mickie walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Maria Kanellis uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. There's a two count on the pin. Mickie blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! A kick from Mickie is delivered to the leg. Mickie James arm drags Maria over and locks on an armbar. Covers for a quick two count. Mickie James with an enziguri. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Mickie hits a dropkick on Maria Kanellis. Actually, it barely touched! Maria powers out of a headlock. Maria Kanellis hits a shitty missile dropkick on Mickie. There's a two count on the pin. Maria Kanellis with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Mickie walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Mickie James gets hip tossed by Maria. Mickie James reverses a hip toss. Face crusher from Mickie on Maria sets up for an elbowdrop. Mickie face jams Maria Kanellis. Maria Kanellis can barely stand. Long Kiss Goodnight!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mickie James slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. She's happy to have the win, and isn't going to hang around for Maria to get some payback.
Winner: Mickie James
Match Rating: **

Segment Two
John Morrison is backstage. He was building up the feud with The Miz. Well, that's just...neat!

Segment Three
Drew McIntyre vs R-Truth vs Slam Master J.
Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout.
The Match: R-Truth just WAFFLES Master J with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Frying pan shot by McIntyre. Master J blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Flying elbow off the top rope by Slam Master J, getting as close to zero air as possible. Back heel kick from Master J on R-Truth. Covers for a quick two count. Drew McIntyre plants Master J with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Slam Master J avoids a Drew McIntyre avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Master J hits a face jam on Drew McIntyre onto a chair! DDT from the top rope by R-Truth. That looked KILLER. Slam Master J can barely stand. Here it comes - Axe Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: R-Truth
MAtch Rating: **1/2

Segment Four
Cryme Tyme vs Hart Dynasty.
Match Background: Hart Dynasty and Cryme Tyme have been feuding recently. Cryme Tyme hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Hart Dynasty during the feud.
The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Shad goes down. Implant DDT by Tyson Kidd! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Tyson Kidd and David Hart Smith. Hart Dynasty whip Shad into the corner. Tyson Kidd whips David Hart Smith in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Covers for a quick two count. DH Smith drives a thrust kick into the chest of Shad. Shad counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. DH Smith walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. Shad tags out to JTG. Badly executed second rope splash by JTG. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! JTG hits a right hand on David Hart Smith. DH Smith ducks a wild right hand. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by DH Smith. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Tag between David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd. STIFF high kick on JTG by Tyson Kidd. Tag between JTG and Shad Gaspard. Implant DDT by Tyson Kidd! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Shad Gaspard slugs Tyson Kidd, sending him down into the corner. While Shad fires up the crowd, Kidd is removing the turnbuckle pad! Shad Gaspard comes over...but Kidd grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Shad Gaspard face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Tyson Kidd rolls up the stunned Shad Gaspard: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that?
Winner: Hart Dynasty
Match Rating: ***

Segment Five
CM Punk vs Eric Escobar.
The Match: Massive backbreaker on Escobar and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Eric Escobar is in trouble. G.T.S.!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! CM Punk gives a murderous look toward Eric Escobar...and attacks! Escobar gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Punk leaves the ring having left Escobar down and out.
Winner: CM Punk
MAtch Rating: **

Segment Six
The Miz vs John Morrison.
Match Background: Morrison and The Miz have been feuding recently. The Miz is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 28 December 2009.
The Match: The Miz connects with rights and lefts and John Morrison is down! John Morrison comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. John Morrison strikes The Miz. John Morrison misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! The Miz walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! The Miz blocks a punch. BIG clothesline on Morrison. Flying reverse elbow by The Miz. Hooks the leg for a two count. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! John Morrison avoids a The Miz avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Morrison crushes The Miz with a huge legdrop. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. The Miz blocks a punch. Sheamus comes running down the aisle with a chair! The Miz goes to irish whip John Morrison into the ropes. Sheamus hits Morrison with a chair to the back! John Morrison is in trouble. Skull-Crushing Finale!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The Miz and Sheamus tie John Morrison up in the ropes, then start punching away at him until referees run down and break it up.
Winner: The Miz
Match Rating: ***

Segment Seven
Batista vs Matt Hardy and Rey Mysterio.
Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. Batista and Mysterio have been feuding recently. Mysterio has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Rey Mysterio is the reigning WWE Intercontinental champion, and has been since 20 December 2009.
The Match: M. Hardy hits a right hand. Batista takes a flying neckbreaker from Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio scoops up Batista. M. Hardy bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by Matt Hardy. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Matt Hardy scoops up Batista. Mysterio bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Matt Hardy reverses a hip toss. Massive backbreaker on Mysterio and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Pin, but Mysterio is out just before the three count. Matt Hardy is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Matt Hardy with a spinning neckbreaker on Batista. M. Hardy \ Mysterio whip Batista into the corner. Matt Hardy whips Rey Mysterio in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Batista avoids a Matt Hardy avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Brutal sit out powerbomb on Mysterio! Covers for a quick two count. M. Hardy counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Doctor Bomb connects and Batista landed hard. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Batista is down! Rey Mysterio has Batista down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Torpedo Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Match Rating: ***

Segment Eight
DX vs Legacy vs Jeri-Show vs Brothers Of Destruction.
Match Background: This will be a TLC bout. DX are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Jeri-Show and DX have been feuding recently. DX hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Jeri-Show during the feud. Kane and Undertaker have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Undertaker is the reigning World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 31 January 2010. DX are the reigning WWE Unified Tag Team champions, and have been since 20 December 2009.
The Match: BAAACK Body drop by C. Rhodes gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Spear by Triple H. C. Rhodes reverses a waistlock. HBK hits a piledriver on Chris Jericho. That used to end matches, you know. Chris Jericho is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Jericho. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Show gets slammed hard onto the ladder. Kane scores with a big spinebuster. Show gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Big Show charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Cody Rhodes hits a double axehandle off the table onto Show. Spear by Undertaker. Undertaker uses a big bag of popcorn to floor HHH. I wonder if butter adds impact. Jericho takes a back suplex. Belly to belly into a ladder standing in the corner and Jericho is out! Kane gets thrown over the table. Big Show scores with a standing spinebuster. Undertaker gets thrown over the table. Cody Rhodes scoops up Jericho. Dibiase bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Show! HHH slams Ted DiBiase onto the ladder. Triple H and Shawn Michaels climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win.
Winner: DX
Match Rating: ****

Match of the Day: DX vs Legacy vs Jeri-Show vs Brothers Of Destruction. ​

 

[nakul]

Winner: DX

Again DX wins :laugh no doubt it is a good team.

 

[shantanu_rooney]

21st February, 2010

Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to No Way Out. live from Seattle in Washington DC. Alongside me I have Jerry Lawler. Hello Jerry!!
Jerry Lawler: Hello Michael, we have some great matches coming up today and I can't wait for them.

Brie Bella vs Melina.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE Divas title. Brie Bella has been WWE Divas champion since 31 January 2010.
The Match: Brie snapmares Melina and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Melina is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Brie takes a chop from Melina. Melina whips Brie into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Swan dive headbutt from Melina but without much elevation on the move. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Brie counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Melina takes a hard, stinging chop from Brie. One word: Ow. Back heel kick from Brie on Melina. There's a two count on the pin. Flying knee to the face from Brie Bella. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Melina powers out of a headlock. Flying elbow off the top rope by Melina, getting as close to zero air as possible. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Melina charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Nikki Bella comes running down the aisle with a chair! Melina and Brie Bella continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Nikki Bella slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Brie Bella moves! Nikki accidentally blasts Melina with a chair to the head! Brie Bella throws Nikki out of the ring! Melina is in trouble. Small Package! 1....2....3. Brie Bella remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Winner: Brie Bella
Match rating: **

Segment One
Santino Marella vs Chavo Guerrero.
Match Background: This is a continuation of the Marella vs Chavo feud.
The Match: Spin kick by Chavo Guerrero to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Marella takes a NICE hurrancarana from Chavo Guerrero. Hooks the leg for a two count. Santino Marella reverses a hip toss. Chavo Guerrero just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Marella. Chavo gets caught with a short powerbomb from Marella. Covers for a quick two count. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Marella who held onto that one for ages. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Stun Gun from Santino Marella! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Marella goes for a splash but Chavo puts the knees up. SUPER frankensteiner on Marella, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Chavo Guerrero. Pin, but Marella is out just before the three count. Chavo Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Marella. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Marella walks into a high dropkick from Chavo Guerrero, almost losing several teeth in the process. Marella powers out of a headlock. Stun Gun from Santino Marella! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Belly to belly off the top rope! Hornswoggle has climbed up onto the apron! Chavo turns...and falls for the distraction! Santino Marella attacks Chavo from behind! Chavo Guerrero is in trouble. Rolling Cutter! 1....2....3. Santino Marella remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Winner: Santino Marella
Match Rating: ***3/4

Segment Two
Montel Vontavious Porter is backstage. He was on Hype Central (HYPE CENTRAL!!!) tonight, this time for a match with John Cena. Can you believe that I just marked out for Lance Wright? How many people even remember that guy?

Segment Three
Christian vs Shelton Benjamin.
Match Background: This will be a ECW Extreme Rules bout. This match is for the ECW title.
The Match: Shelton gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Cane-assisted Russian Leg Sweep and Shelton is out! Christian slams Shelton Benjamin down and motions to the crowd. Big dropkick by Christian, who got a ton of air on the move. Christian misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Cane-assisted Russian Leg Sweep and Christian is out! Reverse DDT on Christian. Hooks the leg for a two count. Christian once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Christian! Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Christian connects and Shelton Benjamin is down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Christian misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Spinning back kick from Shelton Benjamin. Christian backdrops Shelton Benjamin out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Christian. Flying shoulder tackle by Christian sends Shelton CRASHING to the mat. Shelton Benjamin is in trouble. Killswitch! 1....2....3. Christian goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Winner: Christian
Match Rating: ***1/2

Segment Three
Chris Jericho is backstage. He always delivers the promo goodness. He was out there to hype a match against Undertaker. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.

Segment Four
John Morrison vs The Miz.
Match Background: This will be a last man standing bout. This is a continuation of the Morrison vs The Miz feud. The Miz is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 28 December 2009.
The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Morrison who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Morrison counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! John Morrison kicks the leg, knocks The Miz down, and goes to work on it. DDT from the top rope by John Morrison. That looked KILLER. The Miz reverses a hip toss. Running table shot by The Miz, sending it into Morrison. Flying cross body off the top rope! The referee gets to a five count....and John Morrison gets back up. The Miz scores with a standing spinebuster. John Morrison elbows The Miz in the face to break a hammerlock. John Morrison sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner. VERY Sabu-like. The referee is counting: 7....8....The Miz is back up. John Morrison misses a clothesline. Sheamus comes running down the aisle and into the ring! John Morrison turns around. Sheamus spins Morrison around. Sheamus hits the 'Irish EPICness! Sheamus leaves the ring, the damage done! John Morrison can barely stand. Here it comes - EPIC Fail. The referee counts to 10, this match is over! The Miz remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Winner: The Miz
Match Rating: ***

Segment Five
DX vs Legacy.
Match Background: This will be a Toronto Tag Team bout. DX are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the WWE Unified Tag Team titles. DX have been WWE Unified Tag Team champions since 20 December 2009.
The Match: Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Dibiase. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Legacy whip HBK into the corner. Cody Rhodes whips Ted DiBiase in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. HHH gets suplexed through a table. HBK flips out of a Cody Rhodes bodyslam attempt. BIG clothesline on Dibiase. HHH rams Dibiase into a table. High Angle DDT by Shawn Michaels just SPIKES Cody Rhodes down! STIFF~! chop lights up Dibiase who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Ted DiBiase is all alone...Sweet Chin Music/Pedigree!! 1....2....3! I don't think the fight has finished. DX and Legacy have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.
Winner: DX
Match Rating: ****

Segment Six
Undertaker vs Kane vs Chris Jericho vs CM Punk.
Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. Kane and Undertaker have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the World Heavyweight title. Undertaker has been World Heavyweight champion since 31 January 2010.
The Match: A Gut buster connects on Kane and hits hard. STIFF high kick on Kane by CM Punk. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between CM Punk and Chris Jericho. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Jericho. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Chris Jericho scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Chris Jericho and Undertaker. Undertaker with a spinning neckbreaker on Kane. Tag between Kane and CM Punk. Undertaker is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Undertaker reverses a CM Punk hammerlock. Undertaker scores with a big spinebuster. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Undertaker pins Punk. Bodyslam by Kane. Nice piledriver on Undertaker. There's a two count on the pin. Running knee lift from Kane. Tag between Undertaker and Chris Jericho. BAAACK Body drop by Kane gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Kane takes a butterfly suplex from Jericho. Kane avoids a Chris Jericho avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Chris Jericho charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Kane scores with a big spinebuster. ONE...TWO...THREE. Kane defeats Jericho. Spinebuster by Kane. Kane scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Undertaker kicks Kane in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kane can barely stand. Here it comes - Tombstone. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: Undertaker
Match Rating: ****

Segment Seven
Montel Vontavious Porter vs Big Show vs Mark Henry vs John Cena.
Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. This match is for the WWE title.
The Match: Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Mark Henry by MVP. Remember when that was a legit finish? STIFF~! chop lights up Henry who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Big Show. Mark Henry charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Big Show just KILLS Mark Henry! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tag to John Cena. BAAACK Body drop by Henry gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Tag to Montel Vontavious Porter. Montel Vontavious Porter hits some punches. How generic. Cena counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Spear! MVP is down! ONE...TWO...THREE. Cena defeats MVP. Flying shoulder tackle by Henry sends Cena CRASHING to the mat. Spear by Mark Henry. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on John Cena by Henry. Remember when that was a legit finish? Tag to Big Show. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Mark Henry by Show. Remember when that was a legit finish? Big Show with a spinning neckbreaker on Henry. Henry flips out of a Big Show bodyslam attempt. Mark Henry with a spinning neckbreaker on Show. Death valley driver by Mark Henry! No one executes that move properly anymore. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Mark Henry pins Show. Spear by Mark Henry. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Mark Henry just KILLS John Cena! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! John Cena comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Mark Henry can barely stand. Attitude Adjustment! 1....2....3.
Winner: John Cena
Match Rating: ****1/4

Match of the Day: Montel Vontavious Porter vs Big Show vs Mark Henry vs John Cena. ​

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Stupid Cena :

Brie's finishing move is still the Small Package? Can it (And Nikki Bella's) be changed to the EPIC Finale?



But um, yea, what does Mark Henry have to do to win a damn title around here!

The Miz is US Champ, Brie the Diva's champ, but Sheamus and Mark have nothing!

 

[nakul]

DX wins again

I feel

Segment Six
Undertaker vs Kane vs Chris Jericho vs CM Punk.
Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. Kane and Undertaker have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the World Heavyweight title. Undertaker has been World Heavyweight champion since 31 January 2010.
The Match: A Gut buster connects on Kane and hits hard. STIFF high kick on Kane by CM Punk. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between CM Punk and Chris Jericho. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Jericho. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Chris Jericho scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Chris Jericho and Undertaker. Undertaker with a spinning neckbreaker on Kane. Tag between Kane and CM Punk. Undertaker is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Undertaker reverses a CM Punk hammerlock. Undertaker scores with a big spinebuster. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Undertaker pins Punk. Bodyslam by Kane. Nice piledriver on Undertaker. There's a two count on the pin. Running knee lift from Kane. Tag between Undertaker and Chris Jericho. BAAACK Body drop by Kane gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Kane takes a butterfly suplex from Jericho. Kane avoids a Chris Jericho avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Chris Jericho charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Kane scores with a big spinebuster. ONE...TWO...THREE. Kane defeats Jericho. Spinebuster by Kane. Kane scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Undertaker kicks Kane in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kane can barely stand. Here it comes - Tombstone. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: Undertaker
Match Rating: ****

This should have won it.

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Stupid Cena :

Brie's finishing move is still the Small Package? Can it (And Nikki Bella's) be changed to the EPIC Finale?



But um, yea, what does Mark Henry have to do to win a damn title around here!

The Miz is US Champ, Brie the Diva's champ, but Sheamus and Mark have nothing! :(

Henry and Sheamus must become more experience as a team if they want to defeat DX. So maybe we they play more matches in the next two months then they might win it...

 

[Funknath]

Undertaker- Wrestlemania...17-0 is my streak. I have never been defeated in WM and this year it shall be the same. I shall increase my streak to 18-0...take the 18th soul...and it will be the soul of my dear red brother Kane. As I have said before, my dark heart is pleased by two things one being fighting against Kane and another fighting against him...so far I have fought against him and fought together in several occasion and this has pleased my dark heart a lot. It will be more pleasing if Kane and I get a Unified Tag Title Shot in the next Raw and no one should interfere in our match no one else shall be included between DX and The Brothers of Destruction. We want DX and their Unified Tag Titles and if someone tries to interfere then they shall feel the wrath of Brothers of Destruction