Twenty questions! I'll think of an object and you have 20 questions to guess

[zimrahil]

I actually intended on setting one I had time over the weekend too but you didn't remind me.

Oh sorry m’lord I will punish myself by mucking out the stables

 

[Princess Saffron]

So @El Loco once again failed to deliver in setting a question to undermine his superb answer previously

Therefore I have an object

Clue: I try to eat 2 of these a day !

Do you have to cook them first?

 

[El Loco]

Oh sorry m’lord I will punish myself by mucking out the stables

Salright squire just pay better attention next time.[DOUBLEPOST=1538937234][/DOUBLEPOST]

Clue: I try to eat 2 of these a day !

Jars of mayonnaise?

 

[zimrahil]

Do you have to cook them first?

I would strongly advise against it [DOUBLEPOST=1538937392][/DOUBLEPOST]

Jars of mayonnaise?

Tempted to say correct even though it isn’t

 

[El Loco]

You seem like the type to live life on the edge. Dare I say you eat two apples a day instead of one???

 

[Dutch]

Therefore I have an object

Clue: I try to eat 2 of these a day !

Apples.....oh what he said!

 

[zimrahil]

Apples

If only

It’s not an obvious answer and it’s far more fattening than apples

 

[Princess Saffron]

I would strongly advise against it [DOUBLEPOST=1538937392][/DOUBLEPOST]
Tempted to say correct even though it isn’t

Is it fruit?

 

[zimrahil]

You seem like the type to live life on the edge. Dare I say you eat two apples a day instead of one???

I refer my right honourable gentleman to my previous response[DOUBLEPOST=1538937812][/DOUBLEPOST]

Is it fruit?

It is not!

 

[El Loco]

Avocados?
...Ok scratch that.

 

[zimrahil]

Avocados?
...Ok scratch that.

Corre........oh it’s been scratched, ok

 

[El Loco]

So you're saying it's a fattening food, but the fact that you try to eat it seems to suggest it's a healthy one.
Is it almonds?

 

[zimrahil]

So you're saying it's a fattening food, but the fact that you try to eat it seems to suggest it's a healthy one.
Is it almonds?

No, it is not healthy

 

[El Loco]

Deep fried Mars bar?

 

[zimrahil]

Deep fried Mars bar?

Bit too far the other way but closer than avocados!