unusual question

[kmk1284]

can any of you ppl help me with these
i want names of steroids which help in
1) gaing weight and building muscles
2) losing weight quickly
3) to get extra energy

i would appreciate any help also if you know the url of a site which provides help in various types of steroids please post it

 

[killa_stiky2002]

LOL...what a coincidence, I was looking for #1. But anyway I understand you put it there because you want extra attention for it so I left a link but it's in the general forum now

PLEASE I NEED #1 so I can get a few more K's in my bowling




and a few more girls

 

[crick4life]

Originally posted by killa_stiky2002@Jun 27 2003, 05:17 PM
LOL...what a coincidence, I was looking for #1. But anyway I understand you put it there because you want extra attention for it so I left a link but it's in the general forum now

PLEASE I NEED #1 so I can get a few more K's in my bowling




and a few more girls

How does gaining weight and building big muscles help in bowling fast? It will rather reduce your pace by making the arm swing less fexible.

 

[jonah]

Originally posted by crick4life@Jun 27 2003, 11:52 PM
How does gaining weight and building big muscles help in bowling fast? It will rather reduce your pace by making the arm swing less fexible.

Accuracy and consistency is the thing..look at one of the best in the world, Glen McGrath...only bowls high 70's mph. Mind you he's not exactly built like van Damme !

 

[kmk1284]

my friend needs it because he wants to strengthen his upper body weight and yes he dosent need it for bowling.so if anyone knows any names or site where i can find names please post

 

[vetts]

Originally posted by kmk1284@Jun 27 2003, 08:56 AM
can any of you ppl help me with these
i want names of steroids which help in
1) gaing weight and building muscles
2) losing weight quickly
3) to get extra energy

i would appreciate any help also if you know the url of a site which provides help in various types of steroids please post it

lol.... so you want steriods to gain weight and lose weight?! i'm not the possibility police, but c'mon!

Firstly... steriods (the ones you are talking about) can only help in the building up of muscles which is why they are called anabolic (anabolism = the metabolic process of combining two substances chemically to build a larger molecule). They won't help you loose weight (no, they have no effect on burning fat), they only work if you actually work out (no, they are not instant muscle injections), and the will definately NOT give him extra energy. However, they will make him aggressive, make his balls shrink (due to a hormonal negative feedback loop) and will cut his life by about 10 years. Also, if he is not yet fully adult then they will stunt his growth.

So my advice is "no, don't do it you ignorant twat". Your body already makes it's own steriods (testosterone) and it would be stupid to go injecting himself with that shit (expecially if bought over the net). I have, however, found the PERFECT solution for what your mate needs. It's called EXCERCISE... and it will let him lose fat, gain muscle, and become more energetic. Not only that, but it's free.

 

[kmk1284]

ok so i know that but my friend dosent understand he wants some pills or anything else that will help him build muscle quickly yes he does go for a work out and is a adult .

 

[vetts]

He sounds like an idiot.
My advice is to sell him asprin at $20 a pop, and claim in is some wonderdrug. It won't do anything, but it will make you some quick money.

 

[sonic]

Originally posted by vetts@Jul 1 2003, 03:50 PM
He sounds like an idiot.
My advice is to sell him asprin at $20 a pop, and claim in is some wonderdrug. It won't do anything, but it will make you some quick money.

:chair: :dave: :

 

[Rangeela]

Originally posted by vetts@Jul 1 2003, 06:50 AM
He sounds like an idiot.
My advice is to sell him asprin at $20 a pop, and claim in is some wonderdrug. It won't do anything, but it will make you some quick money.

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[killa_stiky2002]

Originally posted by vetts@Jul 1 2003, 10:50 AM
He sounds like an idiot.
My advice is to sell him asprin at $20 a pop, and claim in is some wonderdrug. It won't do anything, but it will make you some quick money. 

Man that's dangerous. Make sure you tell him not more than 2 a day. And be prepared to run like hell when he realises the inscriptions on the tablet

 

[vetts]

Originally posted by killa_stiky2002@Jul 8 2003, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by vetts@Jul 1 2003, 10:50 AM
He sounds like an idiot.
My advice is to sell him asprin at $20 a pop, and claim in is some wonderdrug. It won't do anything, but it will make you some quick money. 

Man that's dangerous. Make sure you tell him not more than 2 a day. And be prepared to run like hell when he realises the inscriptions on the tablet

I doubt he would notice... buy him ones without indentations...
And if he could run faster then me, he wouldn't be asking for such a "wonderdrug" that isn't possible. He'll probably experience a placebo effect anyway...

And if you are concerned about him overdosing on aspirin, hell... give him tic tacs... :o

 

[sonic]

um...how about those sweets....called "love hearts" in the UK, or maybe trebor XXX mints, theyre quite potent - in flavour, not substance! : :karind: B)

 

[Rangeela]

Originally posted by sonic@Jul 9 2003, 11:29 AM
um...how about those sweets....called "love hearts" in the UK, or maybe trebor XXX mints, theyre quite potent - in flavour, not substance! : :karind: B)

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