What have you achieved today?

[Manly]

"Problem was my mum was I was supposed to look after..."

???

 

[Leicester Fox]

I think he means my post It's meant to say my mum said I had to look after my sister. I obviously still have a bit of alcohol left in me.

 

[jordox]

I think he means my post It's meant to say my mum said I had to look after my sister. I obviously still have a bit of alcohol left in me.

Deleted .

We both made very similar mistakes though. I did think it was strange that my edit didn't show up for him though lol.

 

[KBC]

My brother was born late yesterday.

Feels like today to me though, haven't had an ounce of sleep.

But yeah, pretty great time for me right now.

How old are you mate?

Congratulations BTW! .. Really feels nice to have a brother. aye?....

 

[Kiko_97]

My brother was born late yesterday.

Feels like today to me though, haven't had an ounce of sleep.

But yeah, pretty great time for me right now.

Congratulations dude.

 

[saladguy]

Yesterday, I got about 5 people at Stamford Bridge chanting about our school librarian for about 5 seconds

 

[Kev]

Yesterday, I got about 5 people at Stamford Bridge chanting about our school librarian for about 5 seconds

Were they chanting "Your school librarian is a better manager than big phil"?

 

[The_gas]

What Have You Achieved Today?

I read Kev's post in this thread.

 

[saladguy]

Were they chanting "Your school librarian is a better manager than big phil"?

No, they were chanting at the ref "Are you Mrs Fearn in disguise?"

 

[jordox]

How old are you mate?

I'm 20 years old.

 

[Sureshot]

Finished Unit 12, contemporary cuisine.

 

[.Mob]

I'm 20. It was the 8th baby. Mums 39.

Must have been hectic or what, the household.

 

[Will_NA]

This:



sounds slightly better than this:



How the hell do you crash a car though, when you are in a car park? You must have practically jumped on the gas....

I was doing a turn round the island which was going pretty well until I kept on turning and ended up going towards the same island.

 

[Highlander999]

Oh dear. You're one of those who can't steer........

Only 300 days till I can drive my dad's BMW 5 Series. Oh yeah

 

[Will_NA]

5 series ftw. Look damn sexy in the driveway. Oh, yeah and I also convinced my teacher I actually sick. sent him the HW, asked for this week's one, described my ailment - not too vague but not too specific that he can actually search it. Worked a charm.