What's your favourite quote?

[GIMH]

Mine is the following. Nikki Sixx was arrested for throwing a full bottle of Jack Daniel's on a Japanese bullet train and when asked by police if he had any questions, he said:

"If my balls were on your chin, where do you think my dick would be?"

Love that guy.

 

[barmyarmy]

It is better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool then to open it and remove all doubt.

Seems apt.

 

[evertonfan]

"We'll have a bowl mate"

 

[TheGreemSim]

Anything Will_NA says seems to be top notch.

At weddings old people smile at me and say "you're next," so then at funerals I smile at old people "you're next,".

 

[Leicester Fox]

Eric's quote.

 

[Covvy]

"Delicious" said by the AFL commentator Bruce McAvany whilst talking about an aboriginal player.

 

[Hooper]

"Delicious" said by the AFL commentator Bruce McAvany whilst talking about an aboriginal player.

I hate Bruce, such a tool.

I love the good ole Ali quotes, oh and any quote by Michael Jordan is just inspirational.

 

[SciD]

"We are heading in right direction" Ponting

 

[Chetan0304]

" Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again "

" Jealously is a disease, get well soon."

 

[Amiya]

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."

"Whatever you can't achieve with a Gun, you can achieve with a kind word".

 

[Kiko_97]

Hey lady you call him Dr jones.

 

[Dutch]

Apparantly when Winston Churchill was a lowly MP he was having a discussion about corruption in politics with a women MP. As part of his argument that corruption was rife in politics he asked her
"Would you sleep with me for 20.000 pounds?",
"I might" was her honest reply
"Would you sleep with me for 5 pounds?"
"Of course not, what do you think I am, a whore?" she retorted.
"My dear lady, we have already established what you are, we are just trying to fix the right price!"

(A bit intellectual I know, but surely thats allowed sometimes! Some of us have been to university!)

 

[Kiko_97]

Maybe he likes older women

I will quote numerous short round lines from temple of doom

 

[barmyarmy]

I'm not sure a Churchill quote could ever be described as intellectual. There are a lot of good ones around though.

 

[Dutch]

I'm not sure a Churchill quote could ever be described as intellectual. There are a lot of good ones around though.

Never in the field of cricket forums has so much been said by so few.

dutchad added 2 Minutes and 55 Seconds later...

Here's another one I like. this one really helps me to focus on my guitar playing. (I play Gypsy Jazz guitar!) I don't remember who it is from but it goes:

"Failing to prepare is preparing to fail!"