YO mama jokes go in here...
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duffarama
Chairman of Selectors
Your mama is so fat...
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
when she went to the Zoo, Elephants began throwing peanuts at her.
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
she'd never ask Are You Single?
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
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Lame Science joke:
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
"I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."
Rahaha
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
when she went to the Zoo, Elephants began throwing peanuts at her.
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
she'd never ask Are You Single?
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
______________________________
Lame Science joke:
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
"I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."
Rahaha
duffarama
Chairman of Selectors
Your mama is so fat...
her bikini line is as long as the Nile River!
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Dermott Brereton has a
Rodger Ramjet hairstyle on
a baad day!
her bikini line is as long as the Nile River!
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Dermott Brereton has a
Rodger Ramjet hairstyle on
a baad day!
duffarama
Chairman of Selectors
Ahh mattmadg, what? I didn't saying anything about your mother! 
I was just adding another joke to my collection.
I think you were trying to humour me again, madmattg.
From Duffarama.
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Earth, what you'd eat if you lived on Neptune.
I was just adding another joke to my collection.
I think you were trying to humour me again, madmattg.
From Duffarama.
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Earth, what you'd eat if you lived on Neptune.
Lots of Mama collection
Your mama is so fat that when she gets on a moped, you can't hear the engine run!!!
Yo Mama's Like A Stamp Like Her, Stick Her And Send Her Away.
Yo Mama's Like A Pepsi Machine, 75 Cents For A New Generation.
Yo Mama's Like A Vacuum, She Blows, Sucks, And Gets Layed In The Closet.
Yo Mama's Like A Bowling Ball, Pick Her Up, Finger Her, Throw Her Down The Gutter, And She Always Comes Back For More.
Yo Mama's Like A Hardware Store... 10 Cents A Screw.
yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
yo mama so fat she tried to jumpl the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mama sofat she squashed godzilla like a bug with her shoe!
yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
yo mama so poor she put pigeon crap on lay-away!
yo mama so poor the garbage man picked up a crumb and she told him to put back thanks giving
yo mama is so fat that every time she turns around it's your birthday
yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on the scales
yo mama is so fat she got a group discount when she went to Disneyland.
yo mama is so fat she jumped and got stuck in thin air
yo mama so fat she sat in a monster truck and made it a low rider.
yo mama like a shotgun one cock she blows
yo mama so fat, when she saw the Empire State Building She thought it was a toothpick.
yo mama so fat, she stepped in a pool and thought it was a puddle
yo mama so fat, her only friend is the guy who works at McDonalds.
yo mama so messy, when she went to use the toilet a roach slapped her ass and said "Wait your turn"
yo mama so poor, when you did a ding-dong-ditch their was no doorbell to press.
yo mama so poor, her family Christmas tree was a branch.
yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
yo mama so dumb, when she saw a McDonalds commercial and thought the Hamburgler was an excaped criminal and locked up all her doors.
yo mama so fat she needs a map to find her belly button.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama so huge and fat that the cause of the New York Black Out was her flossin her teeth teeth with the telephone wires.
Your mama so ugly the heavens cause a thunder storm the moment she TRIES to get out the door.
Your mama is so fat that when she gets on a moped, you can't hear the engine run!!!
Yo Mama's Like A Stamp Like Her, Stick Her And Send Her Away.
Yo Mama's Like A Pepsi Machine, 75 Cents For A New Generation.
Yo Mama's Like A Vacuum, She Blows, Sucks, And Gets Layed In The Closet.
Yo Mama's Like A Bowling Ball, Pick Her Up, Finger Her, Throw Her Down The Gutter, And She Always Comes Back For More.
Yo Mama's Like A Hardware Store... 10 Cents A Screw.
yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
yo mama so fat she tried to jumpl the grand canyon and got stuck!
yo mama sofat she squashed godzilla like a bug with her shoe!
yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
yo mama so poor she put pigeon crap on lay-away!
yo mama so poor the garbage man picked up a crumb and she told him to put back thanks giving
yo mama is so fat that every time she turns around it's your birthday
yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on the scales
yo mama is so fat she got a group discount when she went to Disneyland.
yo mama is so fat she jumped and got stuck in thin air
yo mama so fat she sat in a monster truck and made it a low rider.
yo mama like a shotgun one cock she blows
yo mama so fat, when she saw the Empire State Building She thought it was a toothpick.
yo mama so fat, she stepped in a pool and thought it was a puddle
yo mama so fat, her only friend is the guy who works at McDonalds.
yo mama so messy, when she went to use the toilet a roach slapped her ass and said "Wait your turn"
yo mama so poor, when you did a ding-dong-ditch their was no doorbell to press.
yo mama so poor, her family Christmas tree was a branch.
yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
yo mama so dumb, when she saw a McDonalds commercial and thought the Hamburgler was an excaped criminal and locked up all her doors.
yo mama so fat she needs a map to find her belly button.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama so huge and fat that the cause of the New York Black Out was her flossin her teeth teeth with the telephone wires.
Your mama so ugly the heavens cause a thunder storm the moment she TRIES to get out the door.
