YO mama jokes go in here...

[duffarama]

Hahaha, nice jokes Madmattg.
How about this one...
Your mama is so fat, when a lifesize statue was made for her, it read underneath: "Not to scale! Because we couldn't find enough materials to make it with"
Your mama is so fat, every time she pees, it rains for 40 days and 40 nights!
Your mama is so fat, she makes a city look like a hairbrush.

 

[madmattg]

LOL.

Love the statue.

 

[madmattg]

How obout of the Fat but in with the old

Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

 

[madmattg]

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.

Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.

Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so old, when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mama's so old, her birthday expired.

Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.

Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the ten commandments.

Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible.

 

[madmattg]

Yo mama's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust.

Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama's so old & ugly, her name is Ape.

Yo mama's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS.

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

 

[madmattg]

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.

Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass. Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"..

Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.

Yo mama's so dirty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon.

Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.

Yo mama's so greasy...

Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

Yo mama's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.

Yo mama's so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.

Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.

Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.

Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.

Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.

Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.

Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.

Yo mama's so hairy...

Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

 

[madmattg]

Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.

Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.

Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."

Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.

Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared.

Yo mama's so nasty...

Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!

Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.

Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo mama's so nice...

Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back.

Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the sex!

 

[madmattg]

Yo mama's so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.

Yo mama's so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.

Yo mama's so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.

Yo mama's so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mama's so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"

Yo mama's so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.

Yo mama's so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.

Yo mama's so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking ****.

Yo mama's so stank, that her **** is glad to escape.

Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!

Yo mama's so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.

 

[duffarama]

Now this is getting weird mate.

200th post !

 

[madmattg]

Originally posted by duffarama
Now this is getting weird mate.

200th post ! [/QUO

Why?? :confused:

 

[duffarama]

Why?

Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
...haha, that's why mate.
But it was a funny one though

 

[madmattg]

Originally posted by duffarama
Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
...haha, that's why mate.
But it was a funny one though

Its wierd but try

 

[duffarama]

Yeah OK. I'll make some more mama jokes later.

 

[straw]

Your moms so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone

 

[duffarama]

Your mom is so dumb, she tripped over a radio signal.