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I preferred the 150% ownership idea. Suppose we'll just have to stick to our usual thing of owning the other teams on the ground. Also, I'm flattered by the poaching talk. But I feel I'm playing a crucial part in moulding this team into the arrogant outfit we will be, and would like to...

That is a remarkably woeful excellent pitch score. Donkeys are going to win this match so hard that the match won't know what hit it.

I see, strip the captaincy away from your best, and most senior player, and give it to a bowler who has shown time and time again that he has no cricket smarts whatsoever, and will struggle to get back into the side after his injury, as he was lucky to be in it before the injury. Some people...

Look, you guys don't really want me, it would wreck your team harmony to have someone so easily superior among you. The McStallions can cope with me, because, basically, we are the best, and it makes sense that we have the best. vCash is not enough anyway, you'll need a fair few special favours...

I don't think I like this trading business, imagine the devastation you would suffer if you were traded away from the McStallions. I'd probably come up with some elaborate way of ending my life, and it just seems an unnecessary waste.

Tier 1 teams are breathing a heavy sigh of relief I reckon, it sort of defeats the purpose if the best teams don't have to come up against the clearly best team in the competition. Expect the McStallions to spend most of the season toying with their inferior opposition.

Oh my goodness. Back to the topic, we are going to flog everyone this year. I wish it were different and there would actually be some close games in here and there, but it won't, we are going to give everyone quite an embarrassing set of thrashings. The only way that they'll improve is if we...

Hodge, D. Hussey, Harwood, McGain and Rogers won't be that old, surely you can slot them in somewhere. My side (although I reckon Ponting should stick around for ages just because we're in big trouble without him in our batting lineup) 1. P Hughes 2. P Jaques 3. M Clarke (c) 4. S Marsh...

Great find cdm, I don't think I've ever seen anything less funny. I felt like I was ripping my toenail off while watching it, the longer it went, the more painful it was, and while I knew the experience would leave me still with a fair bit of pain at the end, I wanted to get through it for the...

SRI LANKA vs. FAMOUS XI @ COLOMBO, SRI LANKA Game 3 (two if you count the legal games) of the 9-match Famous XI?s tour, and the Famous XI enter the game with the rare objective to turn around their lacklustre form. Historically, the Famous XI have never lost a game before their devastating...

Consistency works against you in this sort of thing. With the 3-2-1 voting, if you're man of the match, it's as good as being in the top 3 players three times. If it was going to be really fair, it would rate all of the players from 11-1, but that would probably favour people who don't get...

The helmet was an effort I won't match again. Way, way too much work and it didn't even look that convincing. Mauresmo may make an appearance, depends whether or not it makes Charlie Sheen feel less manly.

It all really came down to poor umpiring, we were robbed.

You, sir, are a post count.

But then you're saying that Jason Gillespie is one of the greatest batsmen we've ever seen. And Dhoni scored 60-odd in his last innings, Bradman scored 4. I think we all know, based on the obvious, Dhoni is a fair bit better than 15 times the batsman Bradman was.

It's hard to say who the better cricketer is, because they're valuable in such different ways. Australia in recent times have had depth in quality bowlers, so a bowler like Akhtar who could do anything on his day would be far more valuable than a bowler like Lee, who is on par at best with other...

Silly comparison really. Dhoni has scored runs against Australia, the best team in the world for the past decade or two. (obviously changing now Dhoni is leading India, as they are going to become number 1 until he retires in the year 2094 when he takes over as coach due to letting the...

LENNON AND WOODS OUSTED VOTERS ACCUSED OF ?DOUBLE-LETTERISM? In a move that clearly smacks of discrimination against people with double letters in their surnames, the people have voted, and English rock and roll great John Lennon and decent golfer (although if I had a round with him he would...

Well, due to the massive influx of votes I'm not sure if I've calculated the votes correctly, but hopefully I got close enough to being right. Looks like Tiger and Lennon are out. Will post some rubbish explaining it and introducing new players shortly. In the future I'll try and think up...

DHONI HITS SIXES!!!11!!!1! Has to be Dhoni, Bradman hasn't made a century for at least 50 years.