A song for Murali

[themuel1]

This was sung by the barmy army aimed at mutia murilithuran.
I found it in a book called the big book of sports insults which has many funny insults shared between sportsmen.

To the tune of row, row, row, your boat

throw, throw, throw the ball gently down the seam,
Murali, Murali, Murali, Murali, chucks it like a dream,
bowl, bowl,bowl the ball, gently through the air,
MUrali, murali, murali, murali, here comes Darrell Hair
.....No Ball!!!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

hehehe......got any more??

 

[icyman]

Instead of darell hair ,
we can now say.
MUrali, murali, murali, murali, here comes ICC
.....No Bending beyond 15 degrees

 

[themuel1]

okay some more......

Shane warne-"fat boy spin"-anonymous

"shane warnes idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand"- ian healy

"shrek"-matthew hoggard's nickname in the england dressing room

"Bob the builder"-England dressing room nickname for rob key

"about as warm as a lump of halibut plucked straight from the freezer"-Jim white on surav ganguly

"he was a prick, basically, and thats paying him a compliment"- Steve waugh on "lord snooty" Surav Ganguly

 

[ZoraxDoom]

not funny...........kinda common knowledge some and 'Shreky' or 'Onion' is I think Lehman's nick name...............

 

[themuel1]

sorry....... Just typed a page out.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

no probs, you are forgiven.
Congrats for 100th post :

 

[icyman]

to you too zorax for 400th post.
anyhow steve waugh's nickname is tugga.
and flintoff is known by "fred flintstone"

 

[duffarama]

This is a joke, not a song:
Murali was coming into bowl and he bowled a doosra. The ball turned so sharply that it flew past the batsmen and the keeper. The umpire was wondering what to give it. He yelled to the umpire, "Should it be overthrows?"

 

[ZoraxDoom]

to you too zorax for 400th post.
anyhow steve waugh's nickname is tugga.
and flintoff is known by "fred flintstone"

To u too for 300 and flintoff is also known as freddie

 

[barmyarmy]

None of those are as bad as the ones we sang to Chris Cairns. I can't even write them on a public forum. That said I don't like the Murali or Brett Lee ones.

 

[jdbais]

This is a joke, not a song:
Murali was coming into bowl and he bowled a doosra. The ball turned so sharply that it flew past the batsmen and the keeper. The umpire was wondering what to give it. He yelled to the umpire, "Should it be overthrows?"

Hahaha

LOL

 

[icyman]

None of those are as bad as the ones we sang to Chris Cairns. I can't even write them on a public forum. That said I don't like the Murali or Brett Lee ones.

put it on the forums we would like to hear about it or pm us

 

[ZoraxDoom]

yea I would like to know.....

 

[barmyarmy]

lol
I'll let you use your imagination. Lets just say they questioned his sexual preferences and made several potential suggestions...