A song for Murali

[ZoraxDoom]

Ok...............stil can't imagine it..........................

 

[duffarama]

Hahaha
LOL

I am glad you enjoyed my joke. :cheer

 

[themuel1]

Another Couple from "the book", lets face it, they have to be better than the last ones i did.

These are apparantly the all time sledges and comeback sledges.

Exchange between Shane Warne and Daryll Cullinan:
Warne: I've been waiting two years to have another bowl at you
Cullinan: Looks like you spent most of it eating

Exchange between Glenn McGrath and Eddo Brandes
McGrath: Why are you so F***ing fat?
Brandes: Because every time i f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit.
(Even the Aussie Slip fielders were in histerics)

Another one with McGrath, this time with Ramnaresh Sarwan
McGrath: What's Lara like in bed, mate?
Sarwan: Why don't you ask your wife
(McGrath later complained about Sarwans comments!!!)

 

[neilthomas89]

you need to get out more themuel1, you seriously need to get a life!!!

EDIT by duffarama: Tone it down please! :cool:

 

[Will p]

Another Couple from "the book", lets face it, they have to be better than the last ones i did.

These are apparantly the all time sledges and comeback sledges.

Exchange between Shane Warne and Daryll Cullinan:
Warne: I've been waiting two years to have another bowl at you
Cullinan: Looks like you spent most of it eating

Exchange between Glenn McGrath and Eddo Brandes
McGrath: Why are you so F***ing fat?
Brandes: Because every time i f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit.
(Even the Aussie Slip fielders were in histerics)

Another one with McGrath, this time with Ramnaresh Sarwan
McGrath: What's Lara like in bed, mate?
Sarwan: Why don't you ask your wife
(McGrath later complained about Sarwans comments!!!)

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


I heard about one between viv richards and a bowler,
Viv richards repeatdly playing and missing.......

Bowler: Its red, round and has a seam running round the edges, now you know what it looks like HIT IT!!
Next ball richards smashes a flat six
Richards: You seem to know what it looke like now go and find it.

In the press arjuna ranatunga and shane warne;
Shane Warne: Oh yeah ranatunga, whats he swallowed a sheep or a goat or somethin?
Arjuna Ranatunga: Well its better to have a swallowed a sheep or goat, then to swallow what he's been swalloing.

Not as good as themuel lol

and the muel what was the name of this book?!

 

[themuel1]

the story's you just mentioned is also in the book, which is called Big Book of Sports Insults: 1001 Unadmiring Quips and Quotes

 

[neilthomas89]

*Not as good as themuel though lol*

Themuel is loving this praise

 

[jdbais]

*Not as good as themuel though lol*

Themuel is loving this praise

What have you got against themuel. He gave us some good sledges and that's that.

 

[themuel1]

Cheers JDbias and will p.
I go to school with Neilthomas89- he just messing around, he does not mean anything by his comments....i hope

 

[neilthomas89]

What have you got against themuel. He gave us some good sledges and that's that.

Just because i said that themuel was loving the praise doesn't mean i have got anything against him

 

[themuel1]

Weve settled that then, hey?

 

[neilthomas89]

great jokes

The captain of a team says to the Umpire, "My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking." The Umpire says, "No." The captain says, "Well we think you're an asshole, then."

The batsman was out first ball. On the long walk back to the pavilion he had to pass the incoming batsman, a supercilious rival. 'Hard luck, old man,' smirked the newcomer. 'Yes. It's a shame I had to be right in the middle of a hat trick

Back in the pavilion, the batsman was talking to a team mate. 'I can't understand it,' he said 'The ball hit my head and the wicket-keeper caught it, but the umpire gave me out. His friend looked sympathetic. 'Sometimes they go by sound.'

 

[Will p]

lol its not as funny as jdbais

 

[duffarama]

Nah I think they are all funny mate.

 

[neilthomas89]

thankyou dufferama, appreciation at last!