Alltime favourite simpsons quote

[genghis_khan]

Homer singing: "Stealing, Stealing, Stealing a car for Moe, something, something, something, something...insurance fraud today!"

 

[The_gas]

Wille: When your alone and life is getting lonely you can always go, Auuuuuuch downtown.

Moe: Moe moe moe, why dont you like me why dont you like me, moe moe moe nobody likes me.

 

[Deleted member 11215]

Here is mine makes me laugh everytime. Now to set the scene.

Homer is at alcohol meeting and they're talking about there expiriences then hans moleman comes out with this:

Look what alcohol has done to me im only 25

 

[nightprowler10]

My favorite scene of all time was when Homer goes to the Big Brother (?) network thingy to take a kid in his wing. When the lady interviewing him asks the purpose as to why he wants to do this, his brain speaks:

Brain: Don't say revenge, Don't say revenge, Don't say revenge
Homer: Revenge!
Brain: That's it, I'm outta here!!
(You hear footsteps as Homer's brain walks out on him)

If somebody could find the exact quote, I'd appreciate it.

Another one:

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[FreezerBurn]

haha some good quotes...ah monkey, now i forgot my one

 

[embi]

(to homer when playing golf): "You know, Homer, to cheat in golf the idea is to reduce your score, not increase it"

 

[manee]

Homer: Hillu, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me...

Post office worker: Ok Mr Burns, whats your first name?

Homer: I don't know

Homer outside with Bart: Great plan bart.

 

[skinnywicket]

Homer: Hillu, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me...

Post office worker: Ok Mr Burns, whats your first name?

Homer: I don't know

Homer outside with Bart: Great plan bart.

classic one of my favourites..lol

 

[Pak_cricketer]

Homer: Hillu, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me...

Post office worker: Ok Mr Burns, whats your first name?

Homer: I don't know

Homer outside with Bart: Great plan bart.

That was awesome!

 

[Griffo]

lol you wont find it funny but

Homer: Will you get off my property

Apu: WHY DONT YOU MAKE ME!

 

[symonds_sixes]

Homer: *Stares at the GYM sign*
"Gime, what's a gime?"
*Walks inside the gym*
"Ohhh, a gime!"

Homer: Thank you Mr. Scorpian
Mr. Scorpio: It's Scorpio

Homer: But weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done!
Homer: You say that so often it's lost all meaning...

Homer: I remember it like it was yesterday
Dr. Hibert: It happened today