Asia Cup 2022 - Sri Lanka (UAE)

[Paranoid Kendroid]

Kohli scores number 71, and the longest-reigning monarch is about to pass away. You cannot tell me this is a coincidence.

Kohli to the Queen: This too shall pass

 

[SMMODS]

Queen be like: Abey bsdk

Abey benstokes

 

[Paranoid Kendroid]

Queen be like: Abey bsdk

I'll tell mom you use bad words

 

[asprin]

Reddit will go nuts now.

 

[Paranoid Kendroid]

Reddit will go nuts now.

Return of KohliStats™

 

[Bevab]

Alright game’s done and dusted.

 

[icyman]

Okay, he scored! We scored! But here are some underlying facts:

1. We are out of the tournament
2. This game is a dead rubber, like most bilaterals
3. No pressure, no knockout

India can keep muscling their way in such matches, however where it really matters, we still arent able to step up.

Lastly, while I did go on record and state that KLR will captain today- I am certainly not in favour or Rohit skipping the last game of every tournament just cause there are more matches to play in future. He did it vs WI, now here in the Asia Cup- but why couldnt he stand aside for MI when his team was already out???

 

[Satan666]

Good knock from India, obviously Rohit has been a bad influence on this team!

On another note it saddens me to read idiots making fun of the ailing Queen Elizabeth, you guys really need to check yourselves.

 

[ahmedleo414]

Good knock from India, obviously Rohit has been a bad influence on this team!

On another note it saddens me to read idiots making fun of the ailing Queen Elizabeth, you guys really need to check yourselves.

I thought they were making fun of the "Canadian Q"anon"ueen

 

[Khan Sahab54]

Praying for the safety of chairs

 

[ahmedleo414]

Bhuvi just destroying Afghani batters

 

[icyman]

On another note it saddens me to read idiots making fun of the ailing Queen Elizabeth, you guys really need to check yourselves.

I fear #OperationLondonBridge is either underway or would shortly be...

That said, good of you to mention it-people ought to take care and mention it with a hint of sensitivty.

 

[Bevab]

Good knock from India, obviously Rohit has been a bad influence on this team!

On another note it saddens me to read idiots making fun of the ailing Queen Elizabeth, you guys really need to check yourselves.

The pot calls the kettle black, more news at 11.

 

[Satan666]

The pot calls the kettle black, more news at 11.

Bro just because I may’ve been a bad influence on my TPCL teams over the years dont mean I shouldn’t call out Rohit’s bad influence on Team India.

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

Lol at the people thinking Afghanistan was going to beat India today