This joke's getting worse all the time! Let's hope it's just been made up to sell papers.
After a bowler-friendly start, the batsman have made the pitch and overcast conditions look placid.
Hodge emerged from a careful first stage to beat himself back into form, hammering 32 from 19 balls after the break to a total of 61, which ended with the ball being smacked straight to square leg. Not sure where that form will go after this, it's the end of his state season and quite a while before IPL or England.
Quiney too looked imperious for his 18, tapping the most perfect pair of straight sixes off Drew before playing a pull that was not quite so splendid.
They've only got a few overs left due to rain, but it does seem as though they're trying to put maximum pressure on Tasmania's last 4 wickets. If they could ask them to score 150-160 in the last stage, it would seem to put the game beyond doubt and probably wouldn't matter if Victoria drop a few wickets to do it.
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Tassie back in the game, Vics have 2 wickets for 5 overs. Hilfy came good and picked up a brace of wickets. Siddle might have to defend his honour with his bat.
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Drew drops The Maxwow, could be expensive.