Bob Woolmer admits to destroy Pakistani Cricket!

[Insomniac]

Posted on Bob Woolmer's site, PCB needs to see this, get me an e-mail address to PCB somebody!!!!!!!!!!!







Hi Bob. I was one of your biggest fans until a friend of mine just opened my eyes in regards to what you are really upto after he came across a leaked ISI report. The main points he told me about were...

* During training you sneak around and keep changing the bowling marks when no1 is looking in order to cause an artificial no ball problem

* During a match you ask all the fielders to carry butter in their pockets and you insist they apply it to their hands in between each over.

* You use extra large stumps during training so that deliveries that take wickets during training miss the stump by milimetres in actual matches. This also means in actual matches balls that would be ok in training get called wide and batsmen get out by misjudging where their stumps actually are.

* the pitch you use in training is half the size of a normal one because you want to turn Pakistans supreme athletes into rubbish runners between the wickets and you want the bowlers to mess up their bowling length.

* In training you make the players play with a much heavier ball so the bowlers mess up their bounce and swing and the batsmen never get used to balls that bounce high!

* You have been kidnapping and hiding Pakistans almost endless supply of quality specialist players in a secret cupboard in Inzi's mansion in Multan.

* You are being paid by Indian secret services to destroy the Pakistani cricketing juggernaut from within

...the evidence is overwhelming, what can u say to defend yourself?

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REPLY BY: BOB, (17 Jan 2005, 09h37:00)
Hi Merc26,
I plead guilty to all , I just wondered how long I would get away with it before someone noticed!
Bob

 

[pal]

lol, is this is a joke or what...

You have been kidnapping and hiding Pakistans almost endless supply of quality specialist players in a secret cupboard in Inzi's mansion in Multan.

Looking at the current fitness levels of Pakistani players I don't think they would fit in there...

But seriously is this a joke or what...

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Absolute CRAP!!!! Bob must have replied sarcastically OR it wasn't him!

 

[Insomniac]

oh its him, read on his site, it is very well him

 

[ZoraxDoom]

post the link, please.......

 

[Insomniac]

www.bobwoolmer.com

 

[pal]

he was being sarcastic, dammit....

 

[Insomniac]

yeah right, its him, it proves Pakistan's bad performances lately

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Firtsly- not his site. His own site would be on geocities or something IF he had a real site. He isn't going to be paying to keep up a domain for a site he is not likely to be updating
Secondly: If it was his site, it was obviously sarcasm, and don't u think the PCB would know he had a site when the hired him??????

 

[pal]

zorax it is his site, i read about it on cricinfo, but his answer was blatantly sarcastic...

 

[ZoraxDoom]

ok, it is his site, but That answer was obviously sarcasm.....I use sarcasm like that everyday..........and wouldn't u think that the PCB would check this site regularly?

 

[pal]

* During training you sneak around and keep changing the bowling marks when no1 is looking in order to cause an artificial no ball problem

* During a match you ask all the fielders to carry butter in their pockets and you insist they apply it to their hands in between each over.

* You use extra large stumps during training so that deliveries that take wickets during training miss the stump by milimetres in actual matches. This also means in actual matches balls that would be ok in training get called wide and batsmen get out by misjudging where their stumps actually are.

* the pitch you use in training is half the size of a normal one because you want to turn Pakistans supreme athletes into rubbish runners between the wickets and you want the bowlers to mess up their bowling length.

* In training you make the players play with a much heavier ball so the bowlers mess up their bounce and swing and the batsmen never get used to balls that bounce high!

yeah and i am sure the press doesn't notice it, when they are looking at practice sessions they just close their eyes when Bob woolmer runs to the nets and stomps his foot on the ground to change bowling marks

and about the butter, I am sure that the Pakistani players borrow an invisiblity cloak from Harry Potter and put butter on their hands, so that is why no one can see them doing it right?

 

[Insomniac]

it cud be small packs of butter, and heck, all the fielders have their hands in pockets except Kamran Akmal, (gloves) , and he barely slips a catch!

 

[squiz]

Firtsly- not his site. His own site would be on geocities or something IF he had a real site. He isn't going to be paying to keep up a domain for a site he is not likely to be updating
Secondly: If it was his site, it was obviously sarcasm, and don't u think the PCB would know he had a site when the hired him??????

Geocities? I'm not even going to dignify that with a response

 

[fardin]

Posted on Bob Woolmer's site, PCB needs to see this, get me an e-mail address to PCB somebody!!!!!!!!!!!







Hi Bob. I was one of your biggest fans until a friend of mine just opened my eyes in regards to what you are really upto after he came across a leaked ISI report. The main points he told me about were...

* During training you sneak around and keep changing the bowling marks when no1 is looking in order to cause an artificial no ball problem

* During a match you ask all the fielders to carry butter in their pockets and you insist they apply it to their hands in between each over.

* You use extra large stumps during training so that deliveries that take wickets during training miss the stump by milimetres in actual matches. This also means in actual matches balls that would be ok in training get called wide and batsmen get out by misjudging where their stumps actually are.

* the pitch you use in training is half the size of a normal one because you want to turn Pakistans supreme athletes into rubbish runners between the wickets and you want the bowlers to mess up their bowling length.

* In training you make the players play with a much heavier ball so the bowlers mess up their bounce and swing and the batsmen never get used to balls that bounce high!

* You have been kidnapping and hiding Pakistans almost endless supply of quality specialist players in a secret cupboard in Inzi's mansion in Multan.

* You are being paid by Indian secret services to destroy the Pakistani cricketing juggernaut from within

...the evidence is overwhelming, what can u say to defend yourself?

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REPLY BY: BOB, (17 Jan 2005, 09h37:00)
Hi Merc26,
I plead guilty to all , I just wondered how long I would get away with it before someone noticed!
Bob

This cant be true for sure.Other wise pcb woulld have reacted back to this kind of comment from bob woolmer.I dont believe this and find some thing else to spare time.