With the fantastic success of Powerplays in one day cricket, the ICC introduces new fielding regulations for test cricket, close-in fielders must at all times, pretend they are in the film Mission Impossible.
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind', so he gave me a kite.
Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners
Just like that!!!
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