OffCutters
International Coach
North to Ian Gould: Told you I didnt have any!
*Grabs coat*
*Grabs coat*
Caption this!
man your captions are getting longer and longer. sometimes it just gets too smart and i dont even get em anymore
i got your 1st few, they were very funny. then it just got out of my reach.
Who had started messing with the superglue during the break was still unclear, but both players were thoroughly embarrassed after the tea interval as they came back onto the field.
(They made a very ineffective second slip together as well!!!)
The final duet by Swann and Broad brought tears to the eyes of many and there was a sense that it was a very successful move to mix the musical "Jesus Christ Superstar" with Test Cricket!
The dissatisfaction of the umpires around the referral system took a nasty turn when Ian Gould, who had been asked to refer an LBW decision, turned around and kicked him painfully in the goo-lies saying: "Thats for Mark Benson you tossers!"
He was last seen wearing a straight jacket singing the final chorus song of "The Sound of Music".
When his teammate had agreed to help him with his veterinary course that he was doing at night classes, he had no idea what he was getting himself into!
dutchad added 4 Minutes and 40 Seconds later...
Ross taylor appreciated his wife's support, but even he thought she was going too far as he walked to face the first ball of the day!
or
Ross Taylor realised he had slightly overdressed at his inaugural game of beach cricket!
McCain's desperate attempt to win over the massive and influential Kiwi expatriate vote included a rather interesting Haka combined with some of his best "Electric Boogie" moves.
Stop being so cocky!
rumours had been rife all day and the umpire confirmed it shortly before tea: no-ball!
I got it, just wasent that funny. Hard for dutchy to follow up the standard he set with the "no ball" caption.
I got it, just wasent that funny. Hard for dutchy to follow up the standard he set with the "no ball" caption.