Commenting afterwards from his hospital bed he said:
"I didn't mind the lions so much, as I know what it is like to have an un-tameable urge to bite something, but being seen in a Ford Focus was truly embarrassing!"
edit: I realise it is probably not a ford focus, as I know nowt about car models, but who cares!
After seeing the shark and his fast approaching doom , Surfer Joe unfortunately realized that a skin tight wetsuit is the worst apparel to soil oneself in.
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